Maybe she just has an absurd sense of humor, BT. Or... no, I have no other explanation.

(I think the idea is to contact these women for dates. I don't think being pleased they're no longer contactable is quite in the right spirit.)

Timelies. I am strangely awake and it's far too early. I shouldn't be awake on fewer than 8 hours of sleep. Up, yes, I do that all the time, but not awake.

<blows raspberry>

As long as there's toungue involved.

So last night I met up with my family, including my sister, nephew, and niece who had driven down from MI to see our parents. Over dinner talk turned to scars (as it does) and I lamented that one of my forehead scars had come from something as silly as jumping on the bed and, well, missing. So my niece put together, on the fly, this whole RPS fanfic about me coaching Johnny Depp in swordfighting for the next PotC movie, and Orlando Bloom bandaging and soothing my bescarred brow afterward.

I'm touched. And strangely proud.

Timelies.

I feel hung over, but without the alcohol. Not so fun.

I am up, though. And, I've walked the dog, done a sinkful of dishes, had coffee and am about to get in the shower (no really...watch me go...). I've only got to get through four hours of work today. Then I can crash again. I can do that, right?

Timelies.

You can totally do that, vw.

Maybe she just has an absurd sense of humor, BT. Or... no, I have no other explanation.

Nope, the whole profile is like that. And, poor spelling I can understand, but there's this whole thing of random capitals appearing occasionally in the middle of words.

(I think the idea is to contact these women for dates. I don't think being pleased they're no longer contactable is quite in the right spirit.)

Hey, I didn't say I was pleased, only that the situation had resolved itself. Neatly.

Anyway, for tonight at least the idea is to mock profiles mercilessly. I'll start caring about my love life again after I've nurtured my laugh life.

I like that plan. Post some more so we can mock with you. (Tonight? It should not be tonight yet. Not anywhere.)

I am full of the parenthetical observation, today.

It's the tired.

Go vw! You'll feel better after the shower.

Ok, another person has described herself as a 'polish peasant'. What's the etiquette here? Should I partition her between three great powers?

Should I partition her between three great powers?

Surely not before you buy her dinner.

Surely not before you buy her dinner.

I don't recall that ever stopping the Russians. Or do you mean in order to distract her?

being amongst other things 15 years younger than me

My stepmom's 15 years younger than my dad...great couple...IJS. TomKat shouldn't be your only example. Or any example, really.

polish peasant

You read it "Polish peasant" and I read it as "polished peasant."

Hey vw...many's the day I've gotten through it by promising myself a nap later. Today, for example.