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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.

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billytea - Jun 29, 2005 4:13:59 am PDT #7532 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Maybe she just has an absurd sense of humor, BT. Or... no, I have no other explanation.

Nope, the whole profile is like that. And, poor spelling I can understand, but there's this whole thing of random capitals appearing occasionally in the middle of words.

(I think the idea is to contact these women for dates. I don't think being pleased they're no longer contactable is quite in the right spirit.)

Hey, I didn't say I was pleased, only that the situation had resolved itself. Neatly.

Anyway, for tonight at least the idea is to mock profiles mercilessly. I'll start caring about my love life again after I've nurtured my laugh life.

Deena - Jun 29, 2005 4:16:55 am PDT #7533 of 10001

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I like that plan. Post some more so we can mock with you. (Tonight? It should not be tonight yet. Not anywhere.)

I am full of the parenthetical observation, today.

It's the tired.

Go vw! You'll feel better after the shower.

billytea - Jun 29, 2005 4:20:47 am PDT #7534 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ok, another person has described herself as a 'polish peasant'. What's the etiquette here? Should I partition her between three great powers?

§ ita § - Jun 29, 2005 4:24:17 am PDT #7535 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Should I partition her between three great powers?

Surely not before you buy her dinner.

billytea - Jun 29, 2005 4:25:32 am PDT #7536 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Surely not before you buy her dinner.

I don't recall that ever stopping the Russians. Or do you mean in order to distract her?

Volans - Jun 29, 2005 4:27:19 am PDT #7537 of 10001

move out and draw fire

being amongst other things 15 years younger than me

My stepmom's 15 years younger than my dad...great couple...IJS. TomKat shouldn't be your only example. Or any example, really.

polish peasant

You read it "Polish peasant" and I read it as "polished peasant."

Hey vw...many's the day I've gotten through it by promising myself a nap later. Today, for example.

billytea - Jun 29, 2005 4:28:56 am PDT #7538 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My stepmom's 15 years younger than my dad...great couple...IJS. TomKat shouldn't be your only example. Or any example, really.

Yeah, I'm not worried about age difference per se, but it seems we're at different points in our lives (specifically, I want to start a family sometime fairly soon). I think I'll still get in touch, just to find out what she means by 'Narcissistic Jesus'.

Connie Neil - Jun 29, 2005 4:32:41 am PDT #7539 of 10001

brillig

I think I'll still get in touch, just to find out what she means by 'Narcissistic Jesus'.

And even if she remains outside the pool of romance, you could make--gasp!--a friend.

tommyrot - Jun 29, 2005 4:37:30 am PDT #7540 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I'll still get in touch, just to find out what she means by 'Narcissistic Jesus'.

It means she could perform miracles, but she just doesn't care enough to.

Volans - Jun 29, 2005 4:44:32 am PDT #7541 of 10001

move out and draw fire

I think I'll still get in touch, just to find out what she means by 'Narcissistic Jesus'

John Lennon?

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