Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 7:47:18 am PDT #7372 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

WHAT?!

Fay, you have to tell more.


-t - Jun 28, 2005 7:47:40 am PDT #7373 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, Fay, that's, impressive. Your boss is really in a class by himself, isn't he?


sumi - Jun 28, 2005 7:48:01 am PDT #7374 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

What??!!??


Fay - Jun 28, 2005 7:51:17 am PDT #7375 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

This came after (in reference to a Scottish teacher of considerable girth) the 'Mr D is a heavyweight in the teaching profession. When he first arrived I was very impressed when we went to the pyramids and he actually got on a horse! And some of you may remember the Fun Run? I thought I'd be fine if I ran next to Mr D, (moves to stand next to teacher) - yes, I thought, then I'd look good... but although he might not look it, he's actually surprisingly fit!"

etc etc.


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 7:52:49 am PDT #7376 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OHMIGOD.

Why is this man still alive, much less a superrvisor?

And what did he say about your roomie and you?

"THEY ARE BRITISH LESBIANS! BWAHAHAHA!"


sumi - Jun 28, 2005 7:55:14 am PDT #7377 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Fay -- that man is just AMAZING.

What I want to know now, is his asshatted behavior considered unusual among Egyptians or is it culturally okay to say that sort of thing in Egypt?


-t - Jun 28, 2005 7:57:23 am PDT #7378 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Was this some sort of bizarre teacher roast?


Aims - Jun 28, 2005 8:45:28 am PDT #7379 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Please, Goddess and moms...why isn't Em sleeping through anymore? Why does she wake anywhere from 12-3 am and want to play??


Emily - Jun 28, 2005 8:45:57 am PDT #7380 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So the cable guy actually came in the first half-hour of his two-hour window! Though to keep up the cable-guy tradition, he buzzed just as I'd gone into the bathroom. But he fixed the cable! Then he teted it on some soap operas. But then he left it on a movie that I identified in 20 seconds as being Satisfaction! Early (1988!) Julia Roberts as a supporting cast member, starring Justine Bateman, with Liam Neeson as broken-down older man music industry veteran.

The sprinkles contain monosodium glutamate.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 8:51:56 am PDT #7381 of 10001
What is even happening?

Aimee, what do you do with her (other than make faces behind her back) when she wakes? Do you think you're doing anything she could construe as a reward for waking, then?

Also--is she teething? Do you dope her up before she goes to sleep (with baby Tylenol or orajel, or something)?