I think I've read the whole internet.

Remember that funny-ass commercial where this guy is surfing the net and all of a sudden a big booming voice goes, "You have reached the end of the Internet. There is nothing more to see." Something along those lines. Hysterical.

Well, Erin, perhaps you should try reading one of the other internets.

(I'm reading the 'net too. Because I am working on a boring boring database.)

I suppose I should be working on my curriculum. But I'm not.

Oh, look, blue sky. That means the Orb is coming out. Which means the city will turn to soup.

There's ANOTHER internet?! An internet...without shrimp?

Happy birthday, Hec!

Have skipped 150 posts or so to bounce in and share with y'all the startling fact that my flatmate and I have a relationship so slashy that our evil boss is slashing us. To the entire assembled school. In assembly.

!!!

WHAT?!

Fay, you have to tell more.

Wow, Fay, that's, impressive. Your boss is really in a class by himself, isn't he?

What??!!??

This came after (in reference to a Scottish teacher of considerable girth) the 'Mr D is a heavyweight in the teaching profession. When he first arrived I was very impressed when we went to the pyramids and he actually got on a horse! And some of you may remember the Fun Run? I thought I'd be fine if I ran next to Mr D, (moves to stand next to teacher) - yes, I thought, then I'd look good... but although he might not look it, he's actually surprisingly fit!"

etc etc.

OHMIGOD.

Why is this man still alive, much less a superrvisor?

And what did he say about your roomie and you?

"THEY ARE BRITISH LESBIANS! BWAHAHAHA!"

Fay -- that man is just AMAZING.

What I want to know now, is his asshatted behavior considered unusual among Egyptians or is it culturally okay to say that sort of thing in Egypt?