Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 5:49:09 am PDT #7330 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

WHAT DO I DO NOW??

Check the manacles in your underground lab, prepare the thalamatatron, make a nice selection of snacks, invite her over for "a drink", be sure the surge protectors are set up, and then . . .

Oh, wait, that's the second date. Sorry.

Suggest coffee, maybe?


JZ - Jun 28, 2005 6:00:15 am PDT #7331 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

note to self: No second date with Calli.


Astarte - Jun 28, 2005 6:00:57 am PDT #7332 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Happy birthday, ever quotable Hecubus.

Carpe diem, billytea!


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 6:02:03 am PDT #7333 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

note to self: No second date with Calli.

Are you NUTS, JZ? Calli and I are gonna double-date!


JohnSweden - Jun 28, 2005 6:03:30 am PDT #7334 of 10001
I can't even.

note to self: No second date with Calli.

Really? I'm surprised and a little disappointed in your non-adventurousness there, JZ.

t cancels Toronto F2F thalamatron reservation

ETA: Unsurprising dating dungeon x-post with Erin


JZ - Jun 28, 2005 6:04:17 am PDT #7335 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Are you NUTS, JZ?

I am not NUTS. I am VANILLA, Madame Pervylicious Mc2a.m.Bootycallicus.


beathen - Jun 28, 2005 6:05:53 am PDT #7336 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Happy Birthday, Deb, Hec, and Nic!

Awww, cute kitty stories!


Steph L. - Jun 28, 2005 6:06:52 am PDT #7337 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Are you NUTS, JZ?

I am not NUTS. I am VANILLA

Vanilla can be quite yummy with some sprinkles on top. IJS.


Ginger - Jun 28, 2005 6:07:21 am PDT #7338 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy birthday, Hec! Of course, if this were a perfect birthday, we'd only be talking about haircuts, not cats.


JZ - Jun 28, 2005 6:07:40 am PDT #7339 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Really, I'm a very dull girl. A snappy dresser, but when the fancy vintage clothes come off, extremely tame and unadventuresome.