These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I -- how about that?

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Jun 28, 2005 4:17:47 am PDT #7312 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

And an update on the saga of the adopted kitties. When we last left you, we had just adopted two 7YO Himalayans (Max and Marie) that had been abandoned at a local boarder. They were kept in a spare room while we made sure it was safe to introduce them to our 11YO, Teddy, who's always been an only (and especially lately, seems to be a lonely) cat.

Over the weekend, we started letting Max and Marie out to explore the lower floor, where Teddy rarely goes. Max and Marie had other ideas, however, and eventually got up the stairs to Teddy. We kept things supervised, just in case either of the new cats had leukemia or FIV.

Max and Marie had the blood test last night -- negative for nasty illnesses. So now they're given fulltime run of the house.

Introductions are going about as well as can be expected. Max is very friendly and is getting past Teddy's defenses fairly well. Last night, I saw them laying down within 2 feet of each other, reasonably relaxed. Marie is more shy. Teddy is trying to get to know her, but she's actually hissed at him once or twice.

Hubs gave them breakfast this morning, and it turned into a disaster. He put the 3 plates in the same place (where Teddy's used to eating). Apparently, nobody was comfortable eating around the strange cat(s). Hubs tried to encourage mutual eating. Marie ended up hissing at Teddy. Hubs scolded Marie, and she ran off to pout.

When we left the house, Teddy was sulking in a corner of the bedroom, and Max and Marie were hanging out together in the living room.

I think this is going to take a while.


Steph L. - Jun 28, 2005 4:42:48 am PDT #7313 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Happy Birthday, Hec!!!!

I'm getting my hair cut at 2:00 today -- consider that your birthday present. Perhaps there will be pictures. (Though pictures today are doubtful because I well and truly have a bad-ass cold and not only feel like ass, I look like ass, what with the red nose and puffy eyes with dark circles under them. So not worthy of a birthday-haircut picture.)


Volans - Jun 28, 2005 4:44:25 am PDT #7314 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Fred, that is so cute! And also familiar. Himilayans can be pretty temperamental, can't they?

And yeah, having been hired twice as a federal employee, and declined once (two years after I passed the Foreign Service exam, they gave me a start date. By that time I was making 2.5 times the starting salary as a contractor) I know they are slow. But the embassy is supposed to be more agile.

It's not a huge deal, of course...it's not like I'm going anywhere. But you guys know how job stuff goes - when you don't hear, it makes you wonder if they are still interested. OK, dating and job stuff.


-t - Jun 28, 2005 4:44:26 am PDT #7315 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy Birthday Hec (and also Deb, though you are probably not here to read my good wishes I will make them anyway)


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 4:45:45 am PDT #7316 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, poor Teddy. He's evoking my memory of Julia standing over by the hearth at our old house, just shaking her head "no" when we brought Christopher home from the hospital.


-t - Jun 28, 2005 4:46:14 am PDT #7317 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck, Raquel.

Mmm, Himalayans. Sounds like they are all behaving in proper feline fashion.


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 4:49:33 am PDT #7318 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Timelies, all.

<whine>In mememe news, two great things that don't go well together: hot coffee and my breasts. I had a coffee delivery system malfunction this morning and ow! No blisters (thanks to a quick application of aloe) but the burned area is red and sore. Now my bra (I'm a D cup--bras at work are not optional) is rubbing against the burn and did I mention ow? 'Cause yeah. Ow.</whine>


Fred Pete - Jun 28, 2005 4:51:59 am PDT #7319 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Himilayans can be pretty temperamental, can't they?

Max's motto seems to be, "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met." Marie is a little more temperamental. Teddy's a we-don't-know-what mix, and he very much has a mind of his own.

I think the answer may be to set food dishes in two different parts of the room for a while. (I wasn't part of the to-do this morning -- Hubs generally does breakfast duty, and I do dinner duty.)


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 4:58:51 am PDT #7320 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That sounds reasonable, Fred.

I was bored out of my everlovin' skull at "work" yesterday (I answered maybe 20 phone calls and got the mail. Then I sat here for 8 hours.) so I looked at kitten photos at area animal shelters. There are SO MANY tortie kittens right now. And some of them are unbearably cute. Good thing I don't have the $80 adoption fee.

It's raining here today. Which makes the heat much more palatable right now, but if the sun comes out later, all will be a dripping steamy gross mess.

The weight I lost while teaching is creeping back at this sedentary ass job, but it is far too hot and disgusting to exercise outside. Fortunately, the heat makes me not want to eat much besides cereal and fruit, so maybe I"ll drop and plateau.

Oh, god, I've been here half an hour and I'm already rambling.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, HECUBOT!!!!!!!!

My friend that maybe had sex with the stripper? Doesn't remember. So one of my jobs today is to call everyone at the bacherlorette party and try to put the pieces together.

Erin G., Sexual Detective

(Would that make me a Sexual Private Dick? Huh.)


beth b - Jun 28, 2005 5:26:48 am PDT #7321 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday David

happy birthday deb

happy birthday Nic