Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Jun 28, 2005 4:51:59 am PDT #7319 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Himilayans can be pretty temperamental, can't they?

Max's motto seems to be, "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met." Marie is a little more temperamental. Teddy's a we-don't-know-what mix, and he very much has a mind of his own.

I think the answer may be to set food dishes in two different parts of the room for a while. (I wasn't part of the to-do this morning -- Hubs generally does breakfast duty, and I do dinner duty.)


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 4:58:51 am PDT #7320 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That sounds reasonable, Fred.

I was bored out of my everlovin' skull at "work" yesterday (I answered maybe 20 phone calls and got the mail. Then I sat here for 8 hours.) so I looked at kitten photos at area animal shelters. There are SO MANY tortie kittens right now. And some of them are unbearably cute. Good thing I don't have the $80 adoption fee.

It's raining here today. Which makes the heat much more palatable right now, but if the sun comes out later, all will be a dripping steamy gross mess.

The weight I lost while teaching is creeping back at this sedentary ass job, but it is far too hot and disgusting to exercise outside. Fortunately, the heat makes me not want to eat much besides cereal and fruit, so maybe I"ll drop and plateau.

Oh, god, I've been here half an hour and I'm already rambling.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, HECUBOT!!!!!!!!

My friend that maybe had sex with the stripper? Doesn't remember. So one of my jobs today is to call everyone at the bacherlorette party and try to put the pieces together.

Erin G., Sexual Detective

(Would that make me a Sexual Private Dick? Huh.)


beth b - Jun 28, 2005 5:26:48 am PDT #7321 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday David

happy birthday deb

happy birthday Nic


Cashmere - Jun 28, 2005 5:28:20 am PDT #7322 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cashmere, which day was your actual anniversary? I think I missed wishing you happy anniversary (in lj) by a day. I console myself by telling myself you were probably sleeping, anyhow.

Friday the 24th was the date. Although since the ultrasound happened that same day, it took precedence. But thank you.


billytea - Jun 28, 2005 5:29:27 am PDT #7323 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Eep. A person I kind of made contact with on one of the dating sites has kind of made contact back. WHAT DO I DO NOW??


beth b - Jun 28, 2005 5:31:02 am PDT #7324 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

serial dateing

actually though I'd email back and forth a few times.


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 5:33:38 am PDT #7325 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

RUN, BILLYTEA!!

RUN FAR, RUN FAST!!

Or you could, you know, say hey.


-t - Jun 28, 2005 5:33:42 am PDT #7326 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Actual contact?


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2005 5:35:21 am PDT #7327 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Actually, I'm fairly certain it's six years and 364 days.

How many leap-days in that period? (So we can calculate the exact number of days.)(my uncaffeinated brain doesn't want to figure it out.)


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 5:38:36 am PDT #7328 of 10001
What is even happening?

Friday the 24th was the date. Although since the ultrasound happened that same day, it took precedence. But thank you.

Yeah, that was what I remembered from your post at the time, and meant to mention the anniversary, and then flaked.