Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jun 23, 2005 8:11:43 am PDT #6448 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Finally went and got Maintenance Guy personally. The drippy-gurgly noise was water leaking into a BUCKET placed on the NOT DESIGNED TO BE LOAD-BEARING TILES in the ceiling. So, basically we knew about the leak, but rather than fix it, we put a bucket to catch water on the (did I mention NOT DESIGNED TO BE LOAD-BEARING) ceiling tiles.

::headdeskheaddeskheaddesk::


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 8:17:52 am PDT #6449 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had a landlord who used that exact technique to "fix" a leaking shower in the apartment above mine.

I was glad I was only there for three months.


vw bug - Jun 23, 2005 8:18:18 am PDT #6450 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

The kids are "filming a movie" for one of their classes. It's so adorable. They're all, "BE QUIET!" and stuff. It's cracking me up.


Strix - Jun 23, 2005 8:32:57 am PDT #6451 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh! Happy Birthday, Teppy!


erikaj - Jun 23, 2005 8:37:33 am PDT #6452 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

BT, I would date you for the snark and because you told me what iguana style was, without asking if I was "into that". That makes you the best net date ever! And, Aussies sound hot. But, maybe not always to you, not being all Exotic. And, you have an ex-wife, and yet are not all "Bitch! Die." Which makes you...probably too healthy to date me, but I would consider it a big good sign, mostly.


WindSparrow - Jun 23, 2005 8:48:14 am PDT #6453 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

And, Aussies sound hot. But, maybe not always to you, not being all Exotic.

BillyTea is a very date-able man. But now I wonder... the Aussie accent is teh hot to us in the U.S - how does the U.S.-speak sound to Aussies? Are we as boring sounding to you as we are to ourselves?

P.S. I am not here. You did not see me post. I am busy pricing my junk for the moving sale. Really.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2005 8:49:24 am PDT #6454 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David, someone you knew, or just a guy?

Ple, it was the internet friend of somebody on my flist. But Jim E-T actually knew him too. It was just sad because he was such an interesting guy on his LJ and obviously well loved by his family and friends, and the accident was so random.

Happy Birthday, La Tepalina! I hope it supercharged with tasty treats.

Lyra, I love that look on you. The side part works very well. You look great.

Billytea, I liked you profile, but thought it could use a bit more penguins.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2005 8:50:18 am PDT #6455 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But now I wonder... the Aussie accent is teh hot to us in the U.S - how does the U.S.-speak sound to Aussies? Are we as boring sounding to you as we are to ourselves?

This New Zealander on TWoP totally finds my American accent hot. Which is weird, cause my voice is dumb.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 23, 2005 8:56:59 am PDT #6456 of 10001
What is even happening?

Do you talk like a Texan, P-C? I don't know how long your family has lived there.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2005 8:59:50 am PDT #6457 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Listen for yourself.