Oh, good, halfway there then.
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My dog also loves yogurt. But he prefers peanut butter. I had a b&j sandwich for breakfast and he came and rested his chin on my knee and gazed up at me soulfully while I ate. He only does that for peanut butter and chili.
Ok, so some scary stuff ahead. I've decided it's time I started dating. Naturally, I have no idea how to do it, but I keep meeting nice people on the internet, so I thought I'd start there. I've signed up to a couple of websites, and I wanted to ask if anyone so inclined could do me a favour and check out my profile and offer any impressions of how I come across, and if I can improve it in any way. My profile appears here, which I completed without bringing up penguins or echidnas, but I think monkeys get one mention: [link]
Thanks. (And if anyone here was thinking of asking me out, I probably won't be able to pick you up. I may have to meet you at the restaurant, if that's ok.)
Happy Birthday Tepsters!
Lucy won't touch peanut butter, which most dogs really love.
Funniest thing ever was when a neighbor made us a big pot of mulligatawny stew, and Lucy went freaking insane. The smell, the leftovers...for months, whenever we took that pot out, she'd get really excited. She'd try to steal the tupperware that it originally came in, and sneak it away and lick it out, even though it had been washed several times. I don't know if it was the curry or what, but I've never seen anything like it.
excellent profile, billytea!
billytea -- looks good. I must have skipped the monkeys.
Nice pics, bt, and appealing profile. I didn't see anything about monkeys.
Licking the clean tupperware is hilarious, brenda. That must've been some mighty fine mulligatawny.
Is there a ) missing at the end of the para about what you read? Otherwise, I think it's a good profile: you hit just the right level of humor. Humour.
Knowing I'm partial to wombats, a friend just sent me this [link] for the headline. Poor wombat, though.
Nice profile, billytea! Note: your "Favourite Books" answer gets cut off.
Also, if you were female:
Body Type: Cuddly
and
mixed parentage (one male, one female).
would hook me good.