That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Jun 23, 2005 4:40:51 am PDT #6396 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My dog also loves yogurt. But he prefers peanut butter. I had a b&j sandwich for breakfast and he came and rested his chin on my knee and gazed up at me soulfully while I ate. He only does that for peanut butter and chili.


billytea - Jun 23, 2005 4:42:02 am PDT #6397 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ok, so some scary stuff ahead. I've decided it's time I started dating. Naturally, I have no idea how to do it, but I keep meeting nice people on the internet, so I thought I'd start there. I've signed up to a couple of websites, and I wanted to ask if anyone so inclined could do me a favour and check out my profile and offer any impressions of how I come across, and if I can improve it in any way. My profile appears here, which I completed without bringing up penguins or echidnas, but I think monkeys get one mention: [link]

Thanks. (And if anyone here was thinking of asking me out, I probably won't be able to pick you up. I may have to meet you at the restaurant, if that's ok.)


Volans - Jun 23, 2005 4:43:11 am PDT #6398 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Happy Birthday Tepsters!


brenda m - Jun 23, 2005 4:44:56 am PDT #6399 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Lucy won't touch peanut butter, which most dogs really love.

Funniest thing ever was when a neighbor made us a big pot of mulligatawny stew, and Lucy went freaking insane. The smell, the leftovers...for months, whenever we took that pot out, she'd get really excited. She'd try to steal the tupperware that it originally came in, and sneak it away and lick it out, even though it had been washed several times. I don't know if it was the curry or what, but I've never seen anything like it.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 23, 2005 4:45:07 am PDT #6400 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

excellent profile, billytea!


sumi - Jun 23, 2005 4:45:22 am PDT #6401 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

billytea -- looks good. I must have skipped the monkeys.


-t - Jun 23, 2005 4:48:27 am PDT #6402 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice pics, bt, and appealing profile. I didn't see anything about monkeys.

Licking the clean tupperware is hilarious, brenda. That must've been some mighty fine mulligatawny.


Volans - Jun 23, 2005 4:51:03 am PDT #6403 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Is there a ) missing at the end of the para about what you read? Otherwise, I think it's a good profile: you hit just the right level of humor. Humour.

Knowing I'm partial to wombats, a friend just sent me this [link] for the headline. Poor wombat, though.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2005 4:51:39 am PDT #6404 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Nice profile, billytea! Note: your "Favourite Books" answer gets cut off.

Also, if you were female:

Body Type: Cuddly

and

mixed parentage (one male, one female).

would hook me good.


billytea - Jun 23, 2005 4:52:44 am PDT #6405 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea -- looks good. I must have skipped the monkeys.

Ah, the monkeys appear in the profile title ("Satisfaction guaranteed or your monkey back"). It seems that's only used for member alerts and things. It's a rousing success so far ("0 members have viewed your profile").