On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Susan W. - Jun 22, 2005 8:51:00 am PDT #6241 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

The card I gave Dad for Father's Day this year had a cartoon of a girl wearing a baseball uniform, and said, on the front, "Dad, thanks for everything you've taught me," and on the inside said "Most of all, how to throw like a girl."

I saw that one! But the one Annabel "gave" to DH has a little girl standing in the bleachers yelling, "You call that a STRIKE, Ump? Get your head out of your butt," and on the inside says, "Like father, like daughter." It was signed, "Just a little preview of life in Section 328 once I learn to talk."

Not so much that DH argues balls and strikes--he's more of an upper-deck manager. But it still seemed to fit.


askye - Jun 22, 2005 8:51:07 am PDT #6242 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I never had my hair french braided. I asked Mom one time why she didn't, her reply was "you barely sat still long enough for me to put in ponytails."

I'm pretty sure that my grandmother with something like pin curls...not that tight, but definitly her hair curled and pinned.

I still want everyone to die die die die and I want chocolate, but I'm doing this company wide, team weight loss thign and they are weighing in today. Part of me is --ack! no! I'm bloated and fat eek! One the other hand, if I am a little heavier than normal it will look like I lost more weight.


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2005 8:51:35 am PDT #6243 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

the one Annabel "gave" to DH has a little girl standing in the bleachers yelling, "You call that a STRIKE, Ump? Get your head out of your butt," and on the inside says, "Like father, like daughter."

I almost got that one for Dad!


Topic!Cindy - Jun 22, 2005 8:52:26 am PDT #6244 of 10001
What is even happening?

My well endowed friends - the b-maid dres I have to wear is strapless. The girls can not stand on their own. Normal strapless bras, however, tend to not contain them. Any suggestions?

A longline strapless with underwires is the only strapless I would bother with -- something like this: [link] but I'd wouldn't go backless/low-backed, unless the dress called for it. Mostly, I'd shop around and try stuff on. Maybe jump, or dance a little in the changing room.

The bitches fall to the communists en masse, don't they?

I might be the alpha. I'm just finishing.


askye - Jun 22, 2005 8:52:38 am PDT #6245 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Susan that's adorable!!!


vw bug - Jun 22, 2005 8:53:10 am PDT #6246 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

No one has clothing advice for me. Guess I'll go in my jeans and t-shirt.


askye - Jun 22, 2005 8:54:07 am PDT #6247 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

The past two years I've given dad cards with boys on them because teh girl stuff was too -- girly. It's nice to see baseball loving girls have cards. Now they need cards with girls and fishing poles.


lisah - Jun 22, 2005 8:55:06 am PDT #6248 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

The girls can not stand on their own. Normal strapless bras, however, tend to not contain them. Any suggestions?

I think this is the one I have that works pretty well:

[link]

It only goes up to a 38DD though.

To see an example of it in action:

[link]


Gudanov - Jun 22, 2005 8:55:34 am PDT #6249 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

My daughter gave me two pieces of paper. On one, she wrote "I Love You Dad". On the other, she drew a picture of her and I holding hands. It was really sweet.


vw bug - Jun 22, 2005 8:56:14 am PDT #6250 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Gud, that is adorable.