the one Annabel "gave" to DH has a little girl standing in the bleachers yelling, "You call that a STRIKE, Ump? Get your head out of your butt," and on the inside says, "Like father, like daughter."
I almost got that one for Dad!
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 22, 2005 8:51:35 am PDT #6243 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Topic!Cindy - Jun 22, 2005 8:52:26 am PDT #6244 of 10001
What is even happening?
My well endowed friends - the b-maid dres I have to wear is strapless. The girls can not stand on their own. Normal strapless bras, however, tend to not contain them. Any suggestions?
A longline strapless with underwires is the only strapless I would bother with -- something like this: [link] but I'd wouldn't go backless/low-backed, unless the dress called for it. Mostly, I'd shop around and try stuff on. Maybe jump, or dance a little in the changing room.
The bitches fall to the communists en masse, don't they?
I might be the alpha. I'm just finishing.
askye - Jun 22, 2005 8:52:38 am PDT #6245 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Susan that's adorable!!!
vw bug - Jun 22, 2005 8:53:10 am PDT #6246 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
No one has clothing advice for me. Guess I'll go in my jeans and t-shirt.
askye - Jun 22, 2005 8:54:07 am PDT #6247 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
The past two years I've given dad cards with boys on them because teh girl stuff was too -- girly. It's nice to see baseball loving girls have cards. Now they need cards with girls and fishing poles.
lisah - Jun 22, 2005 8:55:06 am PDT #6248 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
The girls can not stand on their own. Normal strapless bras, however, tend to not contain them. Any suggestions?
I think this is the one I have that works pretty well:
It only goes up to a 38DD though.
To see an example of it in action:
Gudanov - Jun 22, 2005 8:55:34 am PDT #6249 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
My daughter gave me two pieces of paper. On one, she wrote "I Love You Dad". On the other, she drew a picture of her and I holding hands. It was really sweet.
vw bug - Jun 22, 2005 8:56:14 am PDT #6250 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oh, Gud, that is adorable.
JZ - Jun 22, 2005 8:58:00 am PDT #6251 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Aims, I got a Flattering Me longline bra. Not cheap, but very supportive, reasonably comfortable, and easy to move in. Also gives a good silhouette for vintage-y dresses. I've gotten a shitload of wear out of mine, so in all fairness I should say, rather than "not cheap," "expensive but definitely gives you your money's worth."
Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2005 8:58:23 am PDT #6252 of 10001
brillig
I can feel the Communist hordes marching on my defenses. This actually pleases me, because that means I won't be dealing with this in THREE WEEKS WHEN I SEE BILLY IDOL!
I mean, really, outdoor music festival while having cramps? I think I'd kill someone and stash them under the stage. Which might be just the thing to do at the Warped Tour.