Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:16:26 am PDT #5140 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am bored, but taking a break from scholarly pursuits for the nonce.

I found this quote on Best of Craigslist:

"If you're a hassidic Jew and you are making out with a black tranny hooker—I say mozeltov, motherfucker...mozeltov."

I about peed.

EDIT

Just looked at this one, and am wheezing from laughing so hard.


DavidS - Jun 16, 2005 9:18:28 am PDT #5141 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, askye! Celebrating in your own place with your own income. Super independent self actualizing girl!


erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:22:55 am PDT #5142 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Go askye!


Deena - Jun 16, 2005 9:26:42 am PDT #5143 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I think this one is cool: [link]


Sean K - Jun 16, 2005 9:27:18 am PDT #5144 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALI!


-t - Jun 16, 2005 9:42:15 am PDT #5145 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think this one is cool:

That must be 'cuz it is. That's awesome!


vw bug - Jun 16, 2005 9:46:50 am PDT #5146 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, wow, Deena! That is amazing.

I am exhausted. I ended up running three errands for the school today, which took me all over Cambridge...on foot...in high heels. For those of you who know the area, I was in Central, Inman and Harvard Squares. Such fun. My feetsies hurt.


Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:56:17 am PDT #5147 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yarg, VW. That's not fun.


Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2005 10:05:22 am PDT #5148 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!


Nora Deirdre - Jun 16, 2005 10:09:18 am PDT #5149 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

no way you can get that research assistant job, now, vw? (though I think probably not) I worry your P/T job is wearing you down.

I have begun... thinking about... looking for another job. Yay. I have a lead from a friend and I'm cruising the internal postings here.

Also, I SAW THE PIXIES LAST NIGHT AND THEY FUCKING ROCKED! Fucking A! So, anyway, people at Pixies concerts, apparantly, don't dance. Just us dorks (me and my friend M). I danced my wise ass off.

Sadly, I tried rocking out while walking and fell face forward, on my hands and knees. Everything hurts So Much today. I left work early because I couldn't focus.

In other news, I hate the people we are buying our house from. I am dreading the closing because I will have to sit there with these jerk-offs and not slap them silly.