Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 22, 2005 4:12:23 am PDT #478 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yay!

Here you go! It's some good Sunday morning reading, I think. [link]

It's a pdf, so it may take a minute to open.


Topic!Cindy - May 22, 2005 4:17:37 am PDT #479 of 10001
What is even happening?

erika, sending a gift is not only good, lovely, and enough, babe. Divorce means never having to put up with your whacko relatives again.


Eddie - May 22, 2005 4:22:04 am PDT #480 of 10001
Your tag here.

I'm not as up on crochet as I am on knitting

There's a difference? Crazy.

Timelies everyone!


vw bug - May 22, 2005 4:23:11 am PDT #481 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

There's a difference? Crazy.

Oh. Dear. Please don't get me started on that rant. You should have seen the look I gave the man at the airport coffee shop when he said, "They let you bring knitting needles on the plane?" as I was crocheting.


Anne W. - May 22, 2005 4:25:52 am PDT #482 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

There's a difference? Crazy.

Yes. With a knitting needle, I can stab someone through the heart (straight needle) or garrotte them (circular needle).

A crochet hook is better for disembowelling.


vw bug - May 22, 2005 4:28:36 am PDT #483 of 10001
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Anne, you gonna come clean my monitor now?

I think I want to make my geocities website prettier today. Unfortunately, I have NO clue what I'm doing. This should be fun.


JZ - May 22, 2005 4:51:08 am PDT #484 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

vw, I love your portfolio, especially the last two poems (I go weak in the knees for sestinas).

Perkins, you're up much too early.

Everyone who is not Perkins, I highly recommend visiting SF and bopping around the city with Perkins.


vw bug - May 22, 2005 4:54:18 am PDT #485 of 10001
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vw, I love your portfolio, especially the last two poems (I go weak in the knees for sestinas).

Thank you! I was actually quite pleased with how the sestina worked out. I was nervous about writing that one and doing it well. But, I think it turned out pretty good.


Eddie - May 22, 2005 5:03:31 am PDT #486 of 10001
Your tag here.

vw, hope you don't think I'm invading your privacy, since you don't really know me, but I had to check out your portfolio.

I thought it was really good! Some parts I didn't totally get, but that's more my lack than yours. I found it to be quite clever in the Pizza story how you started out with the mundane (and I was thinking "huh, she re-used the Jesse character") and then the knock at the door... gave me the shivvers.

911 was scary and funny at the same time. I loved how you juxtaposed that memorable tv episode with real time.

Black dress brought back memories of when I was that age (well, I didn't have a dress). I know how it was, the combination of being carefree but still with the demands of school and the dreams of the future. I think that one is my fav.

You're pretty good with them words and the pictures were awesome; complimented the prose very well. Was including pictures part of the assignment or was that your initiative?


Eddie - May 22, 2005 5:06:51 am PDT #487 of 10001
Your tag here.

Oh. Dear. Please don't get me started on that rant.
A crochet hook is better for disembowelling.

::slowly backs away from the miffed crocheters... er, knitters... er..::

::runs away::