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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jun 13, 2005 7:49:33 am PDT #4470 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Calli, should I throw a snowball at you?

Would ya, Fred? I'll give you a shiny nickle.

I had to cross a picket line to get to work today.

That would be a sucky way to start the work day. Sorry, Sparky.


-t - Jun 13, 2005 7:51:43 am PDT #4471 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Eep. Crossing picket lines is no good.

Take it easy, vw.

6 minipizzas may have the same caloric content as one of those french bread pizzas, but they are just not filling enough. I think I'll have to go find some (yes, you guessed it) Diet Coke to take up space in my stomach.

105 Heat Index? Damn. I wish you ice, Calli.


Sparky1 - Jun 13, 2005 7:54:25 am PDT #4472 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I am accessorized with a pin in support of the strikers and I have the flyer explaining the strike on my office door, but I remember standing on the picket line with my mother (a teacher) one year, so I feel tremendous guilt walking past. My union's contract specifically says we can't stay out, unfortunately. I'll probably join them at lunch time.


JZ - Jun 13, 2005 7:56:51 am PDT #4473 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sparky, I'm right there with you, squirming on the wrong side of the picket line for the same union.

I'm feeling rather grumpy about it, actually -- I'm theoretically a member of this union, have been paying my dues for ages, and about a year ago I somehow fell off all their mailing lists and hear nothing from them about anything, ever. (Yes, I'm culpable in that I have never called them to gripe about it, but I've been a little busy and harried over the last year. And they're still taking the money out of my monthly paycheck, so they know I exist and they know how to reach me.)


Sparky1 - Jun 13, 2005 8:01:45 am PDT #4474 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

The big rally is on your campus, today, JZ. Our local rep for my union keeps us well informed on what's going on with yours. Our contract is up for negotiation, so I suspect that's another reason why we are all being told to be good.


ChiKat - Jun 13, 2005 8:04:04 am PDT #4475 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{vw}} you don't suck. Take it easy today, sweetie.

Coke has a new product -- Coca Cola Zero. Which, as far as I can tell is the same thing as Diet Coke, just with a "hipper" name. Seriously I read the copy on their website and it seems that they are just doing this to target a "different demographic."

The "new demographic" is actually men. They did research and found that men don't like to drink things called "diet." That's why Pepsi came out with Pepsi One and now Coke's got Coca-Cola Zero. Ahhh...marketing.


askye - Jun 13, 2005 8:05:56 am PDT #4476 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

The "new demographic" is actually men. They did research and found that men don't like to drink things called "diet."

This will come to a shock to all the construction workers who kept drinking up all the diet coke while they were here. I know this since they have to walk past my desk. I'd say the two biggest sellers for them was Diet Coke and fruit punch.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2005 8:07:44 am PDT #4477 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The "new demographic" is actually men. They did research and found that men don't like to drink things called "diet."

This will come to a shock to all the construction workers who kept drinking up all the diet coke while they were here.

Remember that commercial, with the women in the office building ogling the construction worker?

"Diet Coke break!"


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2005 8:09:25 am PDT #4478 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Construction workers have to like diet Coke.


askye - Jun 13, 2005 8:10:24 am PDT #4479 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Oh yeah! There aren't any construction workers in my immediate area, which is a shame. Not only were they walking past my desk all the time but the front walls of the office are glass so I got to see them all day long.