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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jun 13, 2005 7:56:51 am PDT #4473 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sparky, I'm right there with you, squirming on the wrong side of the picket line for the same union.

I'm feeling rather grumpy about it, actually -- I'm theoretically a member of this union, have been paying my dues for ages, and about a year ago I somehow fell off all their mailing lists and hear nothing from them about anything, ever. (Yes, I'm culpable in that I have never called them to gripe about it, but I've been a little busy and harried over the last year. And they're still taking the money out of my monthly paycheck, so they know I exist and they know how to reach me.)


Sparky1 - Jun 13, 2005 8:01:45 am PDT #4474 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

The big rally is on your campus, today, JZ. Our local rep for my union keeps us well informed on what's going on with yours. Our contract is up for negotiation, so I suspect that's another reason why we are all being told to be good.


ChiKat - Jun 13, 2005 8:04:04 am PDT #4475 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{vw}} you don't suck. Take it easy today, sweetie.

Coke has a new product -- Coca Cola Zero. Which, as far as I can tell is the same thing as Diet Coke, just with a "hipper" name. Seriously I read the copy on their website and it seems that they are just doing this to target a "different demographic."

The "new demographic" is actually men. They did research and found that men don't like to drink things called "diet." That's why Pepsi came out with Pepsi One and now Coke's got Coca-Cola Zero. Ahhh...marketing.


askye - Jun 13, 2005 8:05:56 am PDT #4476 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

The "new demographic" is actually men. They did research and found that men don't like to drink things called "diet."

This will come to a shock to all the construction workers who kept drinking up all the diet coke while they were here. I know this since they have to walk past my desk. I'd say the two biggest sellers for them was Diet Coke and fruit punch.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2005 8:07:44 am PDT #4477 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The "new demographic" is actually men. They did research and found that men don't like to drink things called "diet."

This will come to a shock to all the construction workers who kept drinking up all the diet coke while they were here.

Remember that commercial, with the women in the office building ogling the construction worker?

"Diet Coke break!"


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2005 8:09:25 am PDT #4478 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Construction workers have to like diet Coke.


askye - Jun 13, 2005 8:10:24 am PDT #4479 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Oh yeah! There aren't any construction workers in my immediate area, which is a shame. Not only were they walking past my desk all the time but the front walls of the office are glass so I got to see them all day long.


-t - Jun 13, 2005 8:10:36 am PDT #4480 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's weird, JZ. I would've guessed that keeping their members informed would be a pretty high priority for a union.

My MiL brought home some Sprite Zero b/c she couldn't find Diet Sprite anymore. We spent a non-trivial amount of time trying to figure out if it was any different, and couldn't.


DebetEsse - Jun 13, 2005 8:11:43 am PDT #4481 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I tried the Coke zero, and did find it to be a bit sweeter than Diet Coke. Actually, I think I liked it better than the DC w/ Splenda, but there is a definite difference between the three of them, and, given the crap that went down with New Coke, and how picky people are about specific taste, I can understand wanting to throw them all at the wall and then let what doesn't stick fall by the wayside.


Cashmere - Jun 13, 2005 8:34:11 am PDT #4482 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

How did this happen. I thought we had the Real ThingTM or as good as it gets with aspartame. For sixteen years, we were perfectly content to be together. We didn't need anyone or anything else. She wanted me at breakfast. She wanted me at lunch. She wanted me at supper. She was unquenchable. And then BOOM! Gone. No. No. Don't touch my cap. I'm still all shook up. I might explode.

Poor Diet Coke.

I've got a 12 pack of Diet Coke with Splenda and some Caffeine Free DC. Between the two of them, I'll wean myself off. I need to pick up some of my favorite British tea in decaf, though. Then I'll be set.

We're in the midst of bottle weaning. Owen no like. He took a kitchen spatula and banged it on the coffee table this morning very angrily when I wouldn't give him one. The look on his face was priceless. I gave him a sippy cup instead.