Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 8:04:21 am PDT #3414 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

we peed by her, we held her hands

Okay, this -- would stopper my bladder right shut. And I have no problem peeing in the wild.


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 8:06:03 am PDT #3415 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

We were hoping the sound of happy free pee would loosen her bladder, that maybe she'd be a sympathy pee-r.

The funny thing is, is that she's not a modest girl, or timid. She just had never camped before. She's fine, now -- hangs her butt out in the woods with the best of us.


beekaytee - Jun 08, 2005 8:07:31 am PDT #3416 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

16 hours? How awful! tho I must confess, it may have been that long before the helicopter of humiliation snerk incident...

And Aimee, good on ya. That sounds like the perfect solution.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 8:08:36 am PDT #3417 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Then why do I feel like absolute shit about it. I may need someone to put on an Aimee mask and come tell her for me. This girl can talk me into anything.


Emily - Jun 08, 2005 8:09:45 am PDT #3418 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

You feel like shit because it put you in a terribly awkward position. But that is not your fault, and you are absolutely in the right.


Sparky1 - Jun 08, 2005 8:10:51 am PDT #3419 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Aimée you feel like shit because you love your friend and wish you could do everything for her and be with her at every happy moment. It's your big heart bursting.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 8:11:36 am PDT #3420 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t puts head on Bitche's shoulder


Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2005 8:15:04 am PDT #3421 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So, word on the street is I'm getting married in two years.

Send your family over to Nora's house where they can't pee. That'll learn 'em.

I may need someone to put on an Aimee mask and come tell her for me. This girl can talk me into anything

t knocks everyone out of way and grabs Aimee mask


Nora Deirdre - Jun 08, 2005 8:18:52 am PDT #3422 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Good for your Aimee- good luck going through with telling her, etc. It *really* is the right decision, though, if that helps.

Stephanie!!!! She just snuck in here! How's family life?!?!??!


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 8:20:34 am PDT #3423 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yo, let Trudy do it.

Don't feel bad, Aimee. I had to do the same thing for my friend's bachelorette party in Chicago. L. really tried to persuade me, but I was all "DUDE. I don't have any money."

Of course, I wanted to go, but I didn't really feel bad. It was her choice to have it in another city, and if my finances couldn't stretch, not my fault. I went to her shower and wedding, and helped all I could, and everything was fine.