My friend Fran could NOT pee. And we were primitive camping; no toilets, just the woods. H. and I tried everything -- we peed by her, we held her hands, we suggested leaning up against a tree.

Nothing. She didn't pee for about 16 hours. I felt awful for her.

we peed by her, we held her hands

Okay, this -- would stopper my bladder right shut. And I have no problem peeing in the wild.

We were hoping the sound of happy free pee would loosen her bladder, that maybe she'd be a sympathy pee-r.

The funny thing is, is that she's not a modest girl, or timid. She just had never camped before. She's fine, now -- hangs her butt out in the woods with the best of us.

16 hours? How awful! tho I must confess, it may have been that long before the helicopter of humiliation snerk incident...

And Aimee, good on ya. That sounds like the perfect solution.

Then why do I feel like absolute shit about it. I may need someone to put on an Aimee mask and come tell her for me. This girl can talk me into anything.

You feel like shit because it put you in a terribly awkward position. But that is not your fault, and you are absolutely in the right.

Aimée you feel like shit because you love your friend and wish you could do everything for her and be with her at every happy moment. It's your big heart bursting.

t puts head on Bitche's shoulder

So, word on the street is I'm getting married in two years.

Send your family over to Nora's house where they can't pee. That'll learn 'em.

I may need someone to put on an Aimee mask and come tell her for me. This girl can talk me into anything

t knocks everyone out of way and grabs Aimee mask

Good for your Aimee- good luck going through with telling her, etc. It *really* is the right decision, though, if that helps.

Stephanie!!!! She just snuck in here! How's family life?!?!??!