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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 7:30:50 am PDT #3400 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Kids shows I miss:

Today's Special
Polka Dot Door
Kids Incorporated

I have decided NOT to go to the spa thing. If she (or anyone) offers to pay for me, I'm going to say, "B, you are my best friend and I love you and I love that you are so generous, but I don't want to feel like I owe people when I do things I can't afford. I need to not do them. I am so sorry I have to miss it, but let's schedule our day at Burke Williams for right before you go to Michigan for the wedding." And then I'll give her a small LUSH basket for her to take to the hotel for when she has her pre-wedding bath.


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 7:32:56 am PDT #3401 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have my own tent, and prefer it, but this year our car is crowded, so I'll be sleeping in my friend's 7 man tent. Since we are 3 girls, we should be fine.

Oh, I'm getting jazzed! I'm actually not canoing this year, for the first time; my friend J. doesn't like the canoeing part, so we are staying at camp, which is right by the Buffalo, and tubing, and laying out, and swimming all afternoon, and drinking Mai Tai's in a tub.

Yum. This will be the first time I've been in the sun all summer, so Im going to have to douse myself in 45. If you check out sat photos Fruday afternoon, I'm sure you can see the glare from my white ass from space.


ChiKat - Jun 08, 2005 7:33:56 am PDT #3402 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Heavens. I go away for 5 days, and Bitches becomes unintelligible to me. What are all these shows? Nickelodeon?


Stephanie - Jun 08, 2005 7:34:37 am PDT #3403 of 10001
Trust my rage

Aimee, it sounds like you made a great decision.


sumi - Jun 08, 2005 7:35:17 am PDT #3404 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aimee -- that sounds like a very good plan.


beekaytee - Jun 08, 2005 7:35:22 am PDT #3405 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

incapable of peeing in the outdoors

Having previously been a suburban braindead housewife, the March didn't just teach me lessons...it bludgeoned me with them.

My very first out of doors wee came by urgent necessity in the middle of let-me-tell-ya NOwhere...which resides in the middle of the CA desert...no trees, no roads, just a string of powerlines next to a cut in the dirt...roughly 50 miles long.

Fearing urimic poisoning, I finally gave in and squatted on the sand about a 1/4 mile from my companions. No sooner had my knickers been dropped when I heard a mighty fwipping and felt a rush of wind.

Then the Marine helicopter swooped up and hovered briefly over my shining backside. I could hear chortling...they must have used the p.a.

At that moment, I felt my dignity flee...pretty much never to return.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 7:36:45 am PDT #3406 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My dignity was removed. Apparently, it's attached to the placenta.


Connie Neil - Jun 08, 2005 7:37:08 am PDT #3407 of 10001
brillig

Then the Marine helicopter swooped up and hovered briefly over my shining backside. I could hear chortling...they must have used the p.a.

If that doesn't radicalize a good citizen into sticking it to The Man, I can't think what would.


JohnSweden - Jun 08, 2005 7:38:46 am PDT #3408 of 10001
I can't even.

Yum. This will be the first time I've been in the sun all summer, so Im going to have to douse myself in 45. If you check out sat photos Fruday afternoon, I'm sure you can see the glare from my white ass from space.

I know that sad tale. I got a little bit of sun last couple of weekends, but the Canadians will be showing up at Smithville avec legendary "fishbelly white" skin. Years ago, out at a strip club for a friend's stag, one of our buddies had the cheeks ripped out of his boxers by the strippers (yeah, fun place) and the dj exclaimed "That ass is so white, we should be showing movies on it!" He has never lived that down.


beekaytee - Jun 08, 2005 7:42:02 am PDT #3409 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

If that doesn't radicalize a good citizen into sticking it to The Man, I can't think what would.

We were a very peaceful (by definition) event, but yeah...this incident certainly galvanized something in me. The backbone solidified markedly.