Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 08, 2005 4:08:55 am PDT #3335 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

David's still the fogeiest!

I'm fogier. I grew up before cable programming was a twinkle in Ted Turner's eye. My childhood shows are The Mickey Mouse Show, Howdy Dowdy, Pinky Lee and The Garfield Goose Show [link]

t Waves cane feebly. Mutters "whippersnappers."


Connie Neil - Jun 08, 2005 4:41:04 am PDT #3336 of 10001
brillig

Attached to my doorknob this morning was a flyer pointing out the negative aspects of spanking in schools. It had pictures of bruised behinds, but the main focus of the text was not the physical abuse angle--though it did point out that it's a felony to do this sort of thing to an unwilling grown-up. The flyer talked about the sexual abuse angle, pointing out that it can arouse kids who may not know what to make of those feelings, as well as giving opportunities to people who get off on dominance games.

That's going to raise some eyebrows in this town. I doubt people expect to see discussions of spanking and sex with their morning coffee. Well, most people around here, anyway.


-t - Jun 08, 2005 4:44:51 am PDT #3337 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Timelies!

I remember Liquid Television, and Ren & Stimpy, but the rest of those shows are a complete mystery to me. We got by with just the 4 channels when I was growing up. Came in on the rabbit ear antenna, that got better reception if a cat was sprawled on the TV.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 08, 2005 4:51:35 am PDT #3338 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Heh, thank you for your support re: my crazy non-stair climbing relatives. I mean, I know that stairs can be tough for folks, but I don't think it needs to be the sole point of discussion whenever the house is broguht up. It's upsetting, and annoying.


vw bug - Jun 08, 2005 4:56:41 am PDT #3339 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Nora. I forgot about that. That is entire craziness! I completely agree!


-t - Jun 08, 2005 5:04:28 am PDT #3340 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

t rolls eyes forever at Nora's relatives

That social convention where it's okay to endlessly criticize someone else's purchases needs to end. My parents' split-level has two bathrooms, both upstairs. It is not a big deal at all. Though my mom did notice that her thighs got slimmer after they moved there from running up and down the stairs all day.


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 5:16:05 am PDT #3341 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Morning. Ugh, my allergies are killing me, but someone here gave me a Zytec, so hopefully I will stop sniffling and leaking at the eyes soon.

I have slept like ass the last 3 nights, so last night was good. Even though I didn't turn out the light till about 1 ( book) I dropped off immediately. Unfortunately, I didn't want to wake up this morning, and paired with the allergies, and slightly groggy and MEH.

COFFEE.

2 days till my annual canoe trip! We leave on Friday morning early, and I'm driving with 3 of my best girlfriends, so it will be a fun roadtrip. And the weather is supposed to be perfect this weekend: 85 and sunny.


vw bug - Jun 08, 2005 5:17:47 am PDT #3342 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

And the weather is supposed to be perfect this weekend: 85 and sunny.

In my world we call this hot. And ick.


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 5:20:04 am PDT #3343 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Missouri, this is mild and wonderful summer.

104 degrees and 99% humidity is when we start bitching.


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 5:22:20 am PDT #3344 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh! I just checked, and my incomplete has been turned to an A! However, they lost my application for certification, and my $5 check, which I turned in in January.

I told the nice lady I would be happy to fill out the form again, but that I thought the fee should be waived since THOSE INCOMPETENT FUCKS LOST THE DAMN THING.

It's the last straw.