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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2005 4:54:31 pm PDT #3250 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Dear Relatives:

I am sorry that the fact that we decided to purchase a house that has a bathroom on the 2nd floor (and not toilet on the 1st floor) causes you consternation and makes you feel betrayed by us. However, as it is our house, I'd appreciate it if it wasn't brought up with a rueful sigh and non-funny jokes about installing a port-o-potty in our back yard during EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CONVERSATION about our home, including conversations that we are not even present for. Please to get over it, most of you live in two story houses ANYWAY.

GOD. Who wants you whiners over to visit ANYWAY?

Signed, it's fucking hot and I hate people. Especially my family. Buncha gossips.

Cashmere - Jun 07, 2005 4:55:29 pm PDT #3251 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

They'd rather walk OUTSIDE than upstairs to pee??? WTF?

Daisy Jane - Jun 07, 2005 4:57:27 pm PDT #3252 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

You should joke right back, "Yeah, we looked at one with extra bedrooms and bathrooms so that you all could come visit whenever you liked, but then we were afraid you might."

Anne W. - Jun 07, 2005 4:57:36 pm PDT #3253 of 10001

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

sends Nora's relatives a chamber pot.

Cashmere - Jun 07, 2005 4:59:00 pm PDT #3254 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

How well does my husband know me? He calls from upstairs, "Honey, Jon Bon Jovi is in a really bad vampire movie on tv. Thought you might want to watch it."

I had to admit I had already seen it and that it was, indeed, very bad.

Daisy Jane - Jun 07, 2005 5:01:10 pm PDT #3255 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, I think I've seen that one! Where he's like a hunter, and other hunters are getting killed, and there's a kid I think, and priests and stuff? That one! It is truly very horrible, and yet I too have seen the whole thing.

JZ - Jun 07, 2005 5:02:38 pm PDT #3256 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Nora, whafuck? Also, what Heather said. They needn't worry, as you wouldn't dream of inconveniencing them by having them over.

And if you do, the rest of us will scold you for it, and line the sidewalk to your front door on the day your relatives come to visit, and we'll PIE THEM.

Cashmere - Jun 07, 2005 5:02:39 pm PDT #3257 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, I think I've seen that one! Where he's like a hunter, and other hunters are getting killed, and there's a kid I think, and priests and stuff? That one! It is truly very horrible, and yet I too have seen the whole thing.

It's like pseudo-sequel to John Carpenter's Vampires. At least James Woods made me believe he was a vampire hunter.

Daisy Jane - Jun 07, 2005 5:04:44 pm PDT #3258 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Dude couldn't figure out that the guy who'd slept outside all night might be a sleeper vampire agent.

Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 5:12:46 pm PDT #3259 of 10001

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

The Queer Eye guys are making over 4 players from the Sox. I don't want this hour of tv to end. They are going to wax Johnny Damon's chest!!!

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