You should joke right back, "Yeah, we looked at one with extra bedrooms and bathrooms so that you all could come visit whenever you liked, but then we were afraid you might."
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jun 07, 2005 4:57:27 pm PDT #3252 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Anne W. - Jun 07, 2005 4:57:36 pm PDT #3253 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
sends Nora's relatives a chamber pot.
Cashmere - Jun 07, 2005 4:59:00 pm PDT #3254 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
How well does my husband know me? He calls from upstairs, "Honey, Jon Bon Jovi is in a really bad vampire movie on tv. Thought you might want to watch it."
I had to admit I had already seen it and that it was, indeed, very bad.
Daisy Jane - Jun 07, 2005 5:01:10 pm PDT #3255 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh, I think I've seen that one! Where he's like a hunter, and other hunters are getting killed, and there's a kid I think, and priests and stuff? That one! It is truly very horrible, and yet I too have seen the whole thing.
JZ - Jun 07, 2005 5:02:38 pm PDT #3256 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Nora, whafuck? Also, what Heather said. They needn't worry, as you wouldn't dream of inconveniencing them by having them over.
And if you do, the rest of us will scold you for it, and line the sidewalk to your front door on the day your relatives come to visit, and we'll PIE THEM.
Cashmere - Jun 07, 2005 5:02:39 pm PDT #3257 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Oh, I think I've seen that one! Where he's like a hunter, and other hunters are getting killed, and there's a kid I think, and priests and stuff? That one! It is truly very horrible, and yet I too have seen the whole thing.
It's like pseudo-sequel to John Carpenter's Vampires. At least James Woods made me believe he was a vampire hunter.
Daisy Jane - Jun 07, 2005 5:04:44 pm PDT #3258 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dude couldn't figure out that the guy who'd slept outside all night might be a sleeper vampire agent.
Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 5:12:46 pm PDT #3259 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
The Queer Eye guys are making over 4 players from the Sox. I don't want this hour of tv to end. They are going to wax Johnny Damon's chest!!!
DavidS - Jun 07, 2005 5:12:55 pm PDT #3260 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Lilty! I'm converting Emmett into a Pete & Pete fan.
P-C! Teppy's comic store guy already has a girlfriend, yet he continues to flirt with her.
Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 5:20:51 pm PDT #3261 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Oh, David, he'll love it! He's so bright he ought to eat the humor right up. I was afraid that the show may not hold up from when I was a kid, but it's every bit as good as it was then.