Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Wowza!:
Baby! (Welcome Ellie!)
Europe! (What an opportunity! Go, Lilty, and no guilt.)
Hair! (Gorgeous on model, must be more gorgeous on JZ.)
and least, but still wonderful...
Clotted cream! (Yummy!!!)
As you can see, after madly skimming, I have stolen all of the !! and )(. Ha!
Oh, Heather! That sucks so bad. Here's a bunch of planma.
Interesting. That's the one I was having the toughest time picturing on me, because her face is so different than mine.
The first and third have people who look more like you, but when I looked at them again, I realized they don't have the baby-fine hair that you do, which means the styles might look weird. What I'm picturing is sort of a hybrid of 1 & 2, with the layers towards the front to keep it from dragging your face down. If that makes sense.
The real problem is the new hair that grew during pregnancy. It's shorter than the rest of my hair - only about 2-3 inches long - so when I pull my hair back in a braid or something, I have this corona of slan tendrils that won't lie flat.
Oh, yeah. Tell me about it. I usually have a random scattering of jet black curly hairs throughout my light sandy/rusty brown hair. Just enough to annoy me. But during pregnancy, they attempted a coup, so almost all the new hairs are those dark, curly things. Without product, my head has a halo of dark frizz.
So you are the source of Lily's massive hair genes? She has so much lovely dark hair!
(edit: I'm signing off - it's time for Capt. Babypants to take a nap, and I think I'll take a bath)
So you are the source of Lily's massive hair genes? She has so much lovely dark hair!
Paul and I both have a lot of hair, and I think hers is going to be more like his than mine.
Enjoy your bath! I had two when I was sick, but I didn't enjoy them so much as feel less miserable while in them. Baths are a rare treat (which is why we take turns being the parent in the tub when it's Bath Time for Babygirls).
Our fire alarm just went off. No fire. It'd been chirping all last month looking for some battery attention and I think it just had a hissy fit. Needless to say we were jolted awake from a fine, just-asleep state to electric adrenal flooded alertness.
Wishing Fay all kinds of gigongulous -ma and good fortune and calm diplomacy.
Wishing Heather excellent good fortune in her new ventures.
Needless to say we were jolted awake from a fine, just-asleep state to electric adrenal flooded alertness.
Ick.
I am in a state of napped today and still awake. Not really alert so much as awake still.
My brain needs to have a reset button, three-finger salute and all. A reboot would do it good, I think...
So would shutting down the computer and trying to sleep but I'm not crazy here.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww, skunk smell... Gross. I mean, I'm sorry that a skunk got all scared and stuff but the smell is horrid.
A reboot would do it good, I think...
JZ and I were talking about the Bible tonight while viewing it through the fandom lens. The flood? Total reboot. Those giants who married Cain but weren't in the garden of Eden? Total asspull.
I'm hoping the sleep train comes around to collect all our tickets soon.
I'm hoping the sleep train comes around to collect all our tickets soon.
t hands ticket over
t waits for sweet dreams
talking about the Bible tonight while viewing it through the fandom lens
This is a very very amusing discussion. And much more knowledgable folks than I have had it, and I am in awe of them. But there's more than a bit of it that seems like an asspull to me.
The bible through the eyes of fandom does seem like it could be comedy gold... It's not monkeys on ice, but what is?
Oh, I forgot the best part of our bible discussion tonight. JZ was relating some recent homily about uh...Josiah? Which in essence had God grumpus with the people for being bullheaded and over literal about his laws and missing the essence of his teachings which were about loving and helping each other and JZ expressed the desire to see the whole thing translated into Plei-speak.
Irritating Biblical People: Love us the most God! We have killed the extra fatty calf. Those other dudes are so using the low fat calves. Smite them! Smite them!
Other Biblitarians: Nuh-UH! That is a total fabrication and their invocations are filled with grammatical errors and lack of tense agreement. They need a can of Smite Ass opened on them, God! Do it!
G*d:
::face palm::