Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Needless to say we were jolted awake from a fine, just-asleep state to electric adrenal flooded alertness.
Ick.
I am in a state of napped today and still awake. Not really alert so much as awake still.
My brain needs to have a reset button, three-finger salute and all. A reboot would do it good, I think...
So would shutting down the computer and trying to sleep but I'm not crazy here.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww, skunk smell... Gross. I mean, I'm sorry that a skunk got all scared and stuff but the smell is horrid.
A reboot would do it good, I think...
JZ and I were talking about the Bible tonight while viewing it through the fandom lens. The flood? Total reboot. Those giants who married Cain but weren't in the garden of Eden? Total asspull.
I'm hoping the sleep train comes around to collect all our tickets soon.
I'm hoping the sleep train comes around to collect all our tickets soon.
t hands ticket over
t waits for sweet dreams
talking about the Bible tonight while viewing it through the fandom lens
This is a very very amusing discussion. And much more knowledgable folks than I have had it, and I am in awe of them. But there's more than a bit of it that seems like an asspull to me.
The bible through the eyes of fandom does seem like it could be comedy gold... It's not monkeys on ice, but what is?
Oh, I forgot the best part of our bible discussion tonight. JZ was relating some recent homily about uh...Josiah? Which in essence had God grumpus with the people for being bullheaded and over literal about his laws and missing the essence of his teachings which were about loving and helping each other and JZ expressed the desire to see the whole thing translated into Plei-speak.
Irritating Biblical People: Love us the most God! We have killed the extra fatty calf. Those other dudes are so using the low fat calves. Smite them! Smite them!
Other Biblitarians: Nuh-UH! That is a total fabrication and their invocations are filled with grammatical errors and lack of tense agreement. They need a can of Smite Ass opened on them, God! Do it!
G*d:
::face palm::
Hey, David: got any long hair advice for Susan?
Use your talents for more than short!
I have no idea what Paul is doing. He's obviously still up, and there are weird thumping sounds from the basement.
JZ expressed the desire to see the whole thing translated into Plei-speak.
Eep!
It's like she sat in seminar with me...
For the record, college is totally where I decided to tell formal to take a hike WRT verbal discussion language. Before that, I so wanted to be Wm. F. B., but blunt clarity wound up being more fun.
Hey, David: got any long hair advice for Susan?
I liked your suggestions. Which parallel what I think of as "Scrappy hair." You're absolutely right that longer layers can add a lot of movement and interest to longer hair. You do need a stylist that will actually cut the hair to your face and frame it properly instead of somebody who'll just cut the layers in generically. The rule of thumb is that wherever you're making the cut (either for a blunt line, or adding in layers) is where you're going to draw the eye. So make sure the length is flattering your best features (cheekbones, eyes, mouth).
Use your talents for more than short!
Dude, you should've seen all the updo pictures I sent to Jesse.
I have no idea what Paul is doing. He's obviously still up, and there are weird thumping sounds from the basement.
RoboWife 4000 series.
It's like she sat in seminar with me...
She wishes, I'm sure.
Btw, you'd really love JZ's haircut. The stylist spent a lot of time scultping it with thinning shears, doing that dry after the basic cut was done. It just moves so nicely to the shape of her head. For example, the length in the back is about an inch and a half to two inches, which allows her hair to be rucked up with product for sexy club chica effect, but since it was thinned out so much, there's very little bulk and it shows the shape of her skull to her neck in this lovely subtle way.
Also, the color came out really nice.
RoboWife 4000 series.
We totally need one of those.
One of these days, I'll go somewhere other than a barbershop for my cuts, but for now, the cheap walk-in factor outweighs the rest. But a good, good cut is so tempting. Hmm.
My mother keeps asking me what I want for my birthday...
I'm thinking day spa. (Of course, that won't fly with the woman with hair that could be improved with a Flowbee, but, what-ev.)
I think you are very deserving of a day at the day spa. It's been a while since you got to wallow in an entire day of indulgence and pampering and primping.
Incidentally, did you get that LJ link I sent you the other day about Vintage Hair?
Oh yeah - it's June. We've got wall-to-wall Buffista birthdays this month.
