Oh. My. GAWD. Anyone watch Moving Up on TLC?

Which one, Aimee? The squirrels?

Dude, its a MANLY FERRY. What could BE more gay pride?

Hey, I said it could go either way. And the Manly ferry? Goes either way. It's that sort of place.

YES!! The freaking squirrels. I'm making Joe watch it. These people are beyond any dorkness I have ever encountered. Joe says they'd make the SCA people say, "Dude. Don't be on our side."

I saw the new one today with the 3 guys living in that gorgeous Victorian twin in Philly where they hadn'ttaken the trash out FOR A YEAR. The ring leader was the biggest kind of pompus ass and again, the beholder of dorkness that this guy was was astounding. I'm surprised he wasn't beaten to death with his calculus book in 8th grade. He said the 4 year olds bedroom looked the room of a kid who "was told what to do." HE'S 4!! Of course he's told what to do!!

Yeah, I had to momentarily change the channel or I would have done damage to my TV in order to choke the fuck out that asswipe. My dog, what a dick.

But, the squirrels! And the maggots! How could those people not KNOW what was going on in their own house? Geez.

THEY DID! At onepoint, she talks about how before they moved out, they had to sleep with the windows open cause the smell was so bad! AND she said something like moving into a house with dead animals was going to be a horrible surprise.

I swear to gods, if I ever run into this cow at a Con, I'm gonna stab her to death with her own Star Trek pin.

THEY DID! At onepoint, she talks about how before they moved out, they had to sleep with the windows open cause the smell was so bad! AND she said something like moving into a house with dead animals was going to be a horrible surprise.

Ah, I paid insufficient attention. I only really listened at the end where they were walking through the redone house and she was acting all innocent. She seems a tad stupid, then. Admit, on camera, they knew there was a problem and then pretend not? Did she really think there was a chance the other woman wasn't going to ever see the full episode and HEAR what she admitted to? Christ, I'da sued her ass for selling me a lemon.

I claim the right to wear my ball-cap, for it is black with large gold upper-case letters spelling 'BUGGER'.

Well, that sort of ball cap is obviously an exception.

I want pictures of JZ's cute new hair, because I bet it looks even more lovely on her than on that model.

Lilty! iiiiee! That's so cool, and you will have a lovely time.

Aimée, I'm glad you liked the clotted cream. Isn't it good? (omigod now I want some. Stupid PMS. Stupid second week of Weight Watchers. I want clotted cream and scones, I want triple-cream Brie and crackers, I want an entire bar of dark chocolate.)

Heaps of job~ma to Fay.

Susan, I have very fine hair and mine is cut in long layers, which means it doesn't just hang there limply and actually has some body--and also requires little or no fussing--wash, comb, go. You might also consider parting it on the side to see what that does (in my case, it made a strong nose less of a...focal point.) and some bangs--not a think chunk of them, but some longish feathery ones--they work well with fine hair and help make a round face feel more elegantly shaped.

I don't like side parts on my face because they give me this sort of faux-receding hairline look, and with bangs I run into cowlick issues.

Of course, if I'm coming across as having a round face, I need to lose weight NOW. Because it's so not round. Rectangular. With lots of bones. Plenty elegant, just not remotely delicate.