No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jun 02, 2005 1:44:16 pm PDT #2414 of 10001
brillig

I want a picture of Jilli in Full Goth Regalia chasing bunnies across that office park. Especially if there are logos anywhere in the picture.

Goth!Alice in Wonderland.


EpicTangent - Jun 02, 2005 2:17:10 pm PDT #2415 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Jilli, if repetition of that phrase doesn't work, then just think nice thoughts about tularemia.

Loving this link. Just because fully 1/4 of my extended family grew up in/still live in Tulare County. Forget cooties! I'm gonna accuse my cousins of giving me Tularemia!


Strix - Jun 02, 2005 2:17:11 pm PDT #2416 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all. Just dropping in to say I got a summer job! I'm so relieved. It's through a temp agency, jusy receptionist work for the next month or so, but....job! Yeah!

It's for a financial advisor firm (the irony here is not lost on me.) $11 an hour, benefits AND it's a block and a half from my apartment! I can walk to work!

Also, I am getting that incomplete worked out. My advisor made a call, told me it's because their records show I haven't taken the PRAXIS test (kinda like the bar, for teachers). But I took it in March, and got a perfect score, so I am going to go wave my records in their face tomorrow and tell them to give me my A, dammit.

And now I'm going to my friend's for dinner. Taco night!


EpicTangent - Jun 02, 2005 2:19:01 pm PDT #2417 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Alright Erin! Yay for results, answers, and paychecks! Enjoy your tacos!


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2005 2:20:08 pm PDT #2418 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You know how I hate being called "cute," because what I *really* want is to be called "scorchingly hot as well as breathtakingly beautiful" (not too much to ask, I think)? Well, I relent, for one photo and one photo only. All may call me cuuuuute.


JZ - Jun 02, 2005 2:25:58 pm PDT #2419 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Awww. Teppy is supercute! And yet, still sexay. That particular shot is just very warm and inviting and makes the viewer want to curl up on the sofa with you and kiss your mouth and play with your pretty hair. And I say that as someone who is generally rather indifferent to girl kissage. I can only imagine the reaction of an experienced and avid girl-kisser.

Speaking of which, has Plei been around at all? Where the devil is she? The UPS website tells me they left something on her porch that they really should have held for signature, and I'm gonna be mildly anxious until I know she's retrieved it.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2005 2:26:19 pm PDT #2420 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

iiiee! Look at the cute (and scorchingly hot) Teppy!


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2005 2:34:07 pm PDT #2421 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's okay, that picture can be labelled "cute." I look like a bug's ear, or whatever the comparator is in the "cute as a...." idiom.

Here, I am merely a great big goon.

And here, I say don't you DARE call me cute!

And here, I say, come up and see me sometime....


DavidS - Jun 02, 2005 2:40:55 pm PDT #2422 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

She's very pretty.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2005 2:42:47 pm PDT #2423 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

She's very pretty.

Yes she is. And that is a fabulous lipstick color for her.