Timelies, Bitches! I have a shiny new gold crown. It tastes funny. The dentist and all her helpers were admiring how pretty it looks, and I laughed at them. But it sure does make my silver fillings look like crap.
Hands up people who were wondering why Sparky was putting her tiara in her mouth.
Just me, then?
t raises hand
Read it three times before I figured it out.
Hands up people who were wondering why Sparky was putting her tiara in her mouth.
Not me, but only because I got one in February. It's still shiny.
Hand up, with chaser of "Hey, hers is gold?"
Does the dance of understanding Sparky
or
Hangs head with shame at not thinking tiaras.
Speaking of tiaras
The 3rd (4th?) Bitch Tiara Exchange is happening!
e-me at my profile address to play.
Now I have to find a gold tiara to match my crown.
Plus, Salem is getting a "Bewitched" statue courtesy of TV Land. The Puritans would be appalled.
As would the women tried as witches. That's ten degrees of wrongness right there, between the very real trials, and the ugh.