Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - May 31, 2005 5:00:28 pm PDT #2007 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I emailed her, and if I don't hear back tomorrow, I'm calling her at home. I don't have time for this bullshit. It's fucking JUNE.


sj - May 31, 2005 5:09:58 pm PDT #2008 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hope you hear back quickly.


Lilty Cash - May 31, 2005 5:27:23 pm PDT #2009 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

"Is Jesus your lord and savior?"

"For sure!" (thinking, well, if he exisited, he's a good guy, and damn, he came through with gas money today"

This made me laugh and laugh, because it's so exactly the way I would handle such a bizarre situation.

I didn't actually see Tom on Oprah, but the comments I heard made it sound like he was reviving his character from Magnolia. And that Katie Holmes looked like she was being held hostage.


Lilty Cash - May 31, 2005 5:47:06 pm PDT #2010 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Cereal:

Yuck. My cousin who just died had an 18 year old daughter, who has a boyfriend who is a Bad Sort. Apparently, when Bob died, so did their meal ticket. (He was on disability and they were living with him. Now she wants to have a baby to go on welfare. Yeah. Awesome.) My great-aunt has decided to change her locks because the girl has a key, and we don't doubt that Bad Sort boyfriend, now that he is banned from the house, will try to get in. He hung around the hospital while Bob was there, and saw us all going in and out, and I guess he started with my mother and aunts when they got to the hospital just after the death, were upset, and said they didn't want to see him. It's just all so Cops.

Anyhoodle, the whole situation makes me a little nervous. I had the craxy idea that to get the women in the family into one of those simple little self-defense courses they have, I think at the hospital. I don't know how strenuous they are, but I'm wondering if a 70 year old woman could get anything from it. (Or if she could even take it.) She isn't particularly infirm, but while I don't expect her to be able to take a 23 year old man down, maybe she could get some tips? If I posed it as a fun family activity, she may buy it. Anyone have any experience with this kind of thing?


DavidS - May 31, 2005 5:52:29 pm PDT #2011 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

maybe she could get some tips?

Buy some pepper spray?


Lilty Cash - May 31, 2005 5:55:58 pm PDT #2012 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I guess that would be her safest bet. I was hoping for something like Eye Gouging 101, or Kicks to the Groin: How to Make Them Work For You.

It just makes me sad that there are boys who need to physically threaten dying people and the elderly to feel like men.


Eddie - May 31, 2005 8:53:23 pm PDT #2013 of 10001
Your tag here.

Somebody tell me I need to be sleeping right now.


sj - May 31, 2005 8:54:58 pm PDT #2014 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Eddie, you should be sleeping. I should be sleeping too.


askye - Jun 01, 2005 3:14:57 am PDT #2015 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Lilty how awful. I'll be sending lots of safety~ma your way.


vw bug - Jun 01, 2005 3:20:54 am PDT #2016 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Lilty, what an awful, messed up situation. I'm so very sorry. Lots of ~ma headed towards your family.

YAY, Kristin! How exciting! Much ~ma headed your way as well.