And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 19, 2005 1:58:00 pm PDT #191 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Not me!


-t - May 19, 2005 2:29:24 pm PDT #192 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Not me either. But that's different.

Almost done packing crystal. I hope I have enough boxes to finish the kitchen...


Lilty Cash - May 19, 2005 2:39:43 pm PDT #193 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I'm here. Planning a mad dash to the movie theater as soon as The OC is over. Or maybe I shouldn't start watching it at all and just watch it tommorrow morning. Hmm. I could spend the extra time by the theater buying shoes.

(Maybe it's time for a career change, because of late, these are really the kind of Talking Barbie thoughts I find going through my head.)


Steph L. - May 19, 2005 3:14:09 pm PDT #194 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Etiquette question:

I am going to my co-worker's daughter's bat mitzvah tomorrow, and, as I have never set foot in a synagogue, I don't know if a long sleeveless dress and open-toe shoes are okay to wear. They're Reform.

Yes? No?


DavidS - May 19, 2005 3:20:38 pm PDT #195 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yes? No?

Bikini and thigh high boots, definitely.


Steph L. - May 19, 2005 3:21:20 pm PDT #196 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You are not helpful, Rabbi Hecubus.


DavidS - May 19, 2005 3:32:33 pm PDT #197 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You are not helpful, Rabbi Hecubus.

No really, it's considered very respectful.

I think I wore leather chaps and nothing else to the last bris I attended. Puts you in the right frame of mind.


Connie Neil - May 19, 2005 3:40:59 pm PDT #198 of 10001
brillig

From confetti.com, which covers all sorts of celebrations

If you’ve been invited to a bar/bat mitzvah or bat chayil, dress modestly for the synagogue service and cover your head if you’re a man or married woman. The dress code for the ensuing party will be stated on your invitation.


Topic!Cindy - May 19, 2005 3:42:38 pm PDT #199 of 10001
What is even happening?

I think I wore leather chaps and nothing else to the last bris I attended.
Was it your own?


Steph L. - May 19, 2005 3:51:31 pm PDT #200 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

dress modestly for the synagogue service

Well, bloody hell. "Modestly" is one of those qualifiers that gets a girl into real trouble sometimes, because (for instance), you might think that hot-pink off-the-shoulder minidress IS modest, compared to some of your wardrobe choices.

So, long black sleeveless dress -- bring a cardigan just in case?

What about footwear? What the hell is "modest"? Open-toe okay, strappy sandals no? Cover the whole foot? Wear hiking boots just to be sure?

Gah.

I think I wore leather chaps and nothing else to the last bris I attended.

Well, not everyone is as classy as you. I'm not sure I could pull such a wardrobe choice off. Maybe with a chainmail bra.