Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - May 27, 2005 5:56:57 pm PDT #1488 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Kristin, that is fantastic news! Terrifying, but fantastic, and well deserved. Life-changing-ma and right-job-choosing-ma to you, with sprinkles of calm and wisdom and a side of courage.


Lilty Cash - May 27, 2005 7:10:32 pm PDT #1489 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I'm such a Lilty/MSG shipper

Mmm. Chinese food.

Well, if I can't make a bad joke here, where the hell can I??


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2005 7:20:02 pm PDT #1490 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In the privacy of your own home, Lilty. In the privacy of your own home.


DavidS - May 27, 2005 7:38:39 pm PDT #1491 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Watching The Adventures of Pete and Pete while I wait for someone to go drink beer with me is ridiculously fun.

I got P&P too! It is the very best in entertainment.

I'm Artie! The strongest Man...in the WORLD!

"Ahhh, Funk. The music of the GODS!"

Toby Huss, who plays Artie, plays the father of the strippers on Carnivale.

Incidentally, Lilty, that boy is totally digging your action and you are way too adorable to be rebuffed. Trust me on this - he is your next smooch.


DebetEsse - May 27, 2005 7:54:42 pm PDT #1492 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I'm going to Seattle! (etclarify: for a week. for vacation)

And, finally watching the OC finale. The boys are so very very pretty.

And I saw a promo for the Inside. The main girl reminds me of Michele Trachtenberg.

Those are my thoughts for the moment. Apart from that both Teppy and Lilty deserve boys.


P.M. Marc - May 27, 2005 8:09:57 pm PDT #1493 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My main comic book guy is cute in a SNAPTG-y way, but taken. There's a guy who works there sometimes, though, who is cute in a very Dave Lister-but-clean way. Don't know his relationship status...


ChiKat - May 27, 2005 8:16:42 pm PDT #1494 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Kristin! And, meara, I am so relieved you found your tickets! I was starting to hyperventilate just reading your account so I can only image how you felt. Sweet Jesus.


Gris - May 28, 2005 12:07:45 am PDT #1495 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Well, if I can't make a bad joke here, where the hell can I??

Livejournal.


P.M. Marc - May 28, 2005 12:16:27 am PDT #1496 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Lilybean pictures.

A few new ones in there. One especially for JZ. She'll know which one.

Will be uploading more to the site as time and processing of images on a crap computer allows.


Strix - May 28, 2005 12:38:43 am PDT #1497 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's 4:30 in the morning here, and I am MAKING TEA.

Because BOYS SUCK.

I shaved my legs. They are moisturized. I have cute panties on. I smell like Chanel. I had 5 condoms and a pair of handcuffs in my purse. I drank champagne, and left a cutely provocative voice mail at 10:30. I left a VM at 1:45 that said "Call me. I want to do nasty, unspeakable --possibly illegal -- things to you" in dulcet, purring tones.

He didn't call.

Didn't call! WTF?! It's so wrong. I am very very irritated. I ate a boiled egg in anger. I took my Italian heels off in a huff. I ripped of my cute jeans in a frank rage. I read a whole book in bed, and I AM STILL PISSED.

I am cute. I have great tits. I am fucking good in bed, and HE CALLED ME, dammit, and made tentative plans, and then left me dangling on the precipice of I-wanna-fuck and couldn't even call to say...whatever. I'm too drunk, my cat clawed my dick, my grandma died, WHATEV.

It's HARD to sustain a state of pissed off sexual frustration for 4 hours, but I have done it.

GRRRRRRRRRRR.