Well, if I can't make a bad joke here, where the hell can I??
Livejournal.
'Ariel'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Well, if I can't make a bad joke here, where the hell can I??
Livejournal.
A few new ones in there. One especially for JZ. She'll know which one.
Will be uploading more to the site as time and processing of images on a crap computer allows.
It's 4:30 in the morning here, and I am MAKING TEA.
Because BOYS SUCK.
I shaved my legs. They are moisturized. I have cute panties on. I smell like Chanel. I had 5 condoms and a pair of handcuffs in my purse. I drank champagne, and left a cutely provocative voice mail at 10:30. I left a VM at 1:45 that said "Call me. I want to do nasty, unspeakable --possibly illegal -- things to you" in dulcet, purring tones.
He didn't call.
Didn't call! WTF?! It's so wrong. I am very very irritated. I ate a boiled egg in anger. I took my Italian heels off in a huff. I ripped of my cute jeans in a frank rage. I read a whole book in bed, and I AM STILL PISSED.
I am cute. I have great tits. I am fucking good in bed, and HE CALLED ME, dammit, and made tentative plans, and then left me dangling on the precipice of I-wanna-fuck and couldn't even call to say...whatever. I'm too drunk, my cat clawed my dick, my grandma died, WHATEV.
It's HARD to sustain a state of pissed off sexual frustration for 4 hours, but I have done it.
GRRRRRRRRRRR.
Aw Erin, I was just going to mention to meara that I thought boys might be easier to manage. Whadja have to go and be all truthful for?
Incidentally, Lilty, that boy is totally digging your action and you are way too adorable to be rebuffed. Trust me on this - he is your next smooch.
See, I was going to build off of this comment of Hec's to Lilty, because I do believe more often than not, boys are easier to manage than girls probably are. But the fact I guess, is that boys are people too, and we all know about people.
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Plei, Lily is just so beautiful I can't stand it. And you finally put up a pregnancy shot! You look so beautiful (and about 12, but so very beautiful), too. I think my favorite picture of Lily might be the Lily Aaargh shot, but the one where she's lying on her right side, all in pink is wonderful, too, as are all the others, so I can't actually pick a favorite. She's filling out wonderfully, too.
I loved the Lily picture before, but "Lily Destroyer of Sleep" is my favorite caption ever!
I think my favorite picture of Lily might be the Lily Aaargh shot, but the one where she's lying on her right side, all in pink is wonderful, too, as are all the others, so I can't actually pick a favorite. She's filling out wonderfully, too
Cindy is me. Plei, that is the best pregnancy picture I've ever seen (I love the hair!).
also, BABY TOOOOOOES!!!!
I loved the Lily picture before, but "Lily Destroyer of Sleep" is my favorite caption ever!Yes. Plus, truth in advertising.
Cindy is me. Plei, that is the best pregnancy picture I've ever seen (I love the hair!).I think that hallmark glow eluded me. I know it eluded me while pregnant with Chris. I'll have to look through the photos of my pregnancy with Ben. I'm pretty sure I just looked tired in them all, though.
Cashmere, insent.
Cindy, back atcha. Sorry to leave you hanging like that.
Oh, Erin! How very frustrating. I'm so sorry!
PMM, Lily is just too sweet for words. I swear, these Buffista babies are about the cutest things ever.
Timelies, everyone!
I'm off in a moment to do more quilting. I have my coffee and am a happy girl. I wish my dog would eat (he hasn't eaten since we came to my parents'), but oh well. If he gets hungry enough, he will, right?