You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lilty Cash - May 27, 2005 3:43:32 pm PDT #1479 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Hee!

Well, maybe I will think of a cd that I need over the weekend and see where it takes me. He also chopped up and punched my frequent buyer card so I could keep it with my Serenity keychain and I wouldn't lose it again. I've got something up to $17.50 half priced.


meara - May 27, 2005 3:54:41 pm PDT #1480 of 10001

Aww, be that girl! C'mon!! Do it for those of us who always do the asking out, man! (Thing #43 that sucks about being a lesbian: There is no one who is "supposed" to ask the other person out, thus causing much confusion, unless you are in a supersuperbutch/femme relationship.)

Also, in other news (pardon, as I reach for allcaps, because it's that important)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I AM A FUCKING SLOB OH MY JESUS.

Why, you ask? Becuase I THREW OUT MY FUCKING PLANE TICKETS. MY IRREPLACEABLE, PAPER ROUND THE WORLD PLANE TICKETS. And I didn't even NOTICE until this morning when I was trying to find them to photocopy them at work. And couldn't find them anywhere.

Meanwhile, I hadn't taken out the trash all week. So I start emptying it. And lo and behold, halfway down, there are my fucking tickets. OH MY GOD. I would have to SHOOT MYSELF if I had actually thrown them out!!!

Pardon me while I start gibbering and weeping from relief.


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2005 4:01:16 pm PDT #1481 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{meara}} Whooooa, there.

Also, Lilty, you are cute-ing it up today. Ask him out. Now.

And Teppy! You too! Except don't ask him out. Subtly manipulate the conversation so that he has no choice but to ask you out.


Katerina Bee - May 27, 2005 4:02:06 pm PDT #1482 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Hee. Steph is thinking about a boy! Go on, sidle up and start talking about the movie, I dare ya. Also I'll double-dog dare you to visit the Bay Area while I'm at it.

Meara, SO jealous you get to go see de Nile. YAY on ticket retrieval.

Saw Serenity and many Buffistas as well. I envy Betsy her curly hair and the lowlights, too. All I can say about the film is there is some Yay as well as some Nay what with a few of those minor plot points.

and YAY CASS!!!


Mr. Broom - May 27, 2005 4:32:27 pm PDT #1483 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

I WANT A CUTE RETAIL EMPLOYEE!
I'm for rent.


meara - May 27, 2005 4:51:28 pm PDT #1484 of 10001

I'm for rent

And your pictures were darn cute.

Is this a trick?


Lilty Cash - May 27, 2005 4:56:29 pm PDT #1485 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Watching The Adventures of Pete and Pete while I wait for someone to go drink beer with me is ridiculously fun.

I'm Artie! The strongest Man...in the WORLD!


erikaj - May 27, 2005 4:59:10 pm PDT #1486 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Tep, I used to think the same thing. Honest. But in the intervening time, I've: -gotten bitched out and hung-up-on by Neo Con jerkwads -And told my friend that I could not handle hearing about sex with his PGOAT* because I like him more than friends.

  • Prettiest Girl Of All Time
Of course, this might be more effective had that stuff, you know, worked. But I lived to snark another day, I suppose.


-t - May 27, 2005 5:47:07 pm PDT #1487 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

meara, I'm so relieved that you dound your tickets! Hurray for slovenly not taking out the trash!

I'm such a Lilty/MSG shipper, why do they keep dragging it out like this? Waiting for sweeps? ANd noiw I have Teppy/Comic Geek to consider...

Had Prosecco as an aperitif tonight. Yum.


JZ - May 27, 2005 5:56:57 pm PDT #1488 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Kristin, that is fantastic news! Terrifying, but fantastic, and well deserved. Life-changing-ma and right-job-choosing-ma to you, with sprinkles of calm and wisdom and a side of courage.