Well, to be fair, Music Store Guy's appeal really stems from the banter and the charm and the niceness.

Boys are scary. The things that a guy has to do to convince me he likes me would have us married in some states.

Yes! Totally!

Or he could just say something.

Yes! You betcha!!!

But why would he? Girls are scary.

Yes! Right on....hey! Wait a minute....

ION, my massage was great, but has left me slimy. I can't stand it any longer. Must shower.

Well, to be fair, Music Store Guy's appeal really stems from the banter and the charm and the niceness.

Which can totally happen over coffee. IJS.

I think you should casually ask you if he wants to grab you, but that's just me.

September is a long way a way. You don't want to miss your window.

I'm scaring you, aren't I?

Even if he doesn't like coffee, he'll suggest an alternative if he's interested. ("I'm allergic to caffeine because it makes my eyes swell up and fall out, but I really like smoothies. There's a Jamba Juice right next to the local Starbucks, we could walk there together...?" "Oh, man, a smoothie sounds great!" "Would you like to take your clothes off and dance with me?" et cetera... ETA That this is a single conversation, not a possible list of alternatives, which is what it looks like.)

Hee!

Well, maybe I will think of a cd that I need over the weekend and see where it takes me. He also chopped up and punched my frequent buyer card so I could keep it with my Serenity keychain and I wouldn't lose it again. I've got something up to $17.50 half priced.

Aww, be that girl! C'mon!! Do it for those of us who always do the asking out, man! (Thing #43 that sucks about being a lesbian: There is no one who is "supposed" to ask the other person out, thus causing much confusion, unless you are in a supersuperbutch/femme relationship.)

Also, in other news (pardon, as I reach for allcaps, because it's that important)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I AM A FUCKING SLOB OH MY JESUS.

Why, you ask? Becuase I THREW OUT MY FUCKING PLANE TICKETS. MY IRREPLACEABLE, PAPER ROUND THE WORLD PLANE TICKETS. And I didn't even NOTICE until this morning when I was trying to find them to photocopy them at work. And couldn't find them anywhere.

Meanwhile, I hadn't taken out the trash all week. So I start emptying it. And lo and behold, halfway down, there are my fucking tickets. OH MY GOD. I would have to SHOOT MYSELF if I had actually thrown them out!!!

Pardon me while I start gibbering and weeping from relief.

{{meara}} Whooooa, there.

Also, Lilty, you are cute-ing it up today. Ask him out. Now.

And Teppy! You too! Except don't ask him out. Subtly manipulate the conversation so that he has no choice but to ask you out.

Hee. Steph is thinking about a boy! Go on, sidle up and start talking about the movie, I dare ya. Also I'll double-dog dare you to visit the Bay Area while I'm at it.

Meara, SO jealous you get to go see de Nile. YAY on ticket retrieval.

Saw Serenity and many Buffistas as well. I envy Betsy her curly hair and the lowlights, too. All I can say about the film is there is some Yay as well as some Nay what with a few of those minor plot points.

and YAY CASS!!!

I WANT A CUTE RETAIL EMPLOYEE!

I'm for rent

And your pictures were darn cute.

Is this a trick?