The Bay City Rollers, now that's music.

Giles ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - May 27, 2005 3:26:56 pm PDT #1467 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, if you ever in this lifetime head up north to visit

Why does your sentence have an if, JZ?


JZ - May 27, 2005 3:28:47 pm PDT #1468 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I could do that much and let it dangle. I can't follow through and say, "Wanna go?" I just can't.

So go ahead and do that much. Chances are good he'll say, "I would TOTALLY see it on IMAX. Wanna go?" and if he doesn't, well, you have merely expressed an IMAX-related thought and nothing more. No specific offer made, thus no specific rejection to fear.

Perkins, it has an "if" because ita and the Miracleborns and Robin and all other LAistas who are not ND, Sean or Kat and Lori, all talk a good game about coming up to the Bay Area sometime, but I have ceased to believe it will ever happen. That "if" is the "if" of sorrowful defeat.


Atropa - May 27, 2005 3:29:37 pm PDT #1469 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I had a pleasant few minutes of daydreaming on the way home in which I oh-so-casually asked Music Store Guy if he wanted to grab a coffee.

But alas, I'm not that girl.

Oh sweetie. You should be that girl. C'mon, it's only coffee.

I could do that much and let it dangle. I can't follow through and say, "Wanna go?" I just can't.

Well, then do that much. I really really think you should.


Gris - May 27, 2005 3:29:43 pm PDT #1470 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Oh, my suggestion is all about the dangle. And you sigh afterwards. Fetchingly.

Lilty, regress to the second grade. Ask a friend to ask him for you while you watch mortified from another part of the store.

Oh, wait, that's terrible advice. But the Teppy thing, I stand by that.


Gris - May 27, 2005 3:31:19 pm PDT #1471 of 10001
Hey. New board.

And if he says "Oh, man, I'd totally like to see it on IMAX!" but doesn't actually say the "Wanna go?" you HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO suggest it yourself. At that point, he's said "yes" to your implicit invite but is as terrified of rejection as you are. Because he's me. Only not literally.


Lilty Cash - May 27, 2005 3:32:20 pm PDT #1472 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Oh sweetie. You should be that girl. C'mon, it's only coffee

I would, but, you know, what if he doesn't like coffee? If we can stay in a holding pattern until September, then I can use Serenity as the dangle. I might be able to manage the dangle.


§ ita § - May 27, 2005 3:32:31 pm PDT #1473 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Boys are scary. The things that a guy has to do to convince me he likes me would have us married in some states. Or he could just say something. But why would he? Girls are scary.

I've had nice comic book guys, but no attractive ones, I don't think. And the nice ones aren't the ones that stand out. Repeat-o-music guy does, as does the one who pulled my phone number from the files and called me at home, all casual-like. Girls didn't scare him, it seems, not even his wife.


Atropa - May 27, 2005 3:33:42 pm PDT #1474 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I would, but, you know, what if he doesn't like coffee. If we can stay in a holding pattern until September, then I can use Serenity as the dangle. I might be able to manage the dangle.

Welllllll, okay. I still think you should casually ask him if he wants to go grab a coffee with you.


Lilty Cash - May 27, 2005 3:35:00 pm PDT #1475 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Well, to be fair, Music Store Guy's appeal really stems from the banter and the charm and the niceness.


Steph L. - May 27, 2005 3:37:30 pm PDT #1476 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Boys are scary. The things that a guy has to do to convince me he likes me would have us married in some states.

Yes! Totally!

Or he could just say something.

Yes! You betcha!!!

But why would he? Girls are scary.

Yes! Right on....hey! Wait a minute....

ION, my massage was great, but has left me slimy. I can't stand it any longer. Must shower.