Raise your hand if ALL the support staff in the office left at two and you had to stay a full day and fifteen minutes before you were to leave an attorney dropped a project on your desk and WALKED OUT THE DOOR.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 27, 2005 1:34:07 pm PDT #1440 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2005 1:38:31 pm PDT #1441 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
raises hand
No, wait, I just sat around at home and watched Oz. But there were attorneys involved! I think that attorney needs a good shanking.
Betsy HP - May 27, 2005 2:04:30 pm PDT #1442 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Raise your hand if immediately after your manager told you to go home early you got a very obnoxious call from ObnoxiousTeam. First she wouldn't believe me when I told her, repeatedly, "No, I didn't get that mail." Then she was upset when I told her that no, I wouldn't have all her changes made by 11AM or even by 3PM on Tuesday.
I always feel defensive and angry after I talk to these people.
Four more days. Four more days.
JZ - May 27, 2005 2:13:02 pm PDT #1443 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Four more days. Four more days.
Only four more days to hate on Betsy's loathesome cow-orkers! Last chance for hateration!
Aims - May 27, 2005 2:18:35 pm PDT #1444 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I hate them more than a world without pink.
Strix - May 27, 2005 2:33:27 pm PDT #1445 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
We will still have girls' nights out and do girly things. We shall wear girly clothing, and watch girly movies where pretty boys wear eyeliner and make out with other pretty boys in leather pants. Sephoras 'round the world shall know us and welcome us with open arms and directions to the newest glitter. Never shall we find ourselves falling into that category, "women" as seen on Lifetime or The View, aged and domesticated before our time and taking on all the attendant burdens and sacrifices associated with the word, because we are GIRLS and we are PROUD.
Hee. Go, Plei!
So, I am up, and not hungover anymore. Yeah, me. I don't know what I'm doing tonight, but I know I need to go get cigs and then come back and clean a little, and definitely take a shower, as I feel little pellets of vodka still oozing out of my pores.
May have some drinks with friends later. But no vodka. A nice glass of wine sounds about my speed. And then maybe a late- night hook up, and a Mem Day party tomorrow evening -- yeah! First BBQ of the year! And then a day at the pool Sun or Monday. Hot damn, summer tan.
Atropa - May 27, 2005 2:44:55 pm PDT #1446 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
t scamper scamper scamper
Deena is the BESTEST! She made me a gorgeous theme for my LJ.
t /scamper scamper scamper
Lilty Cash - May 27, 2005 2:48:23 pm PDT #1447 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
So, I stop at the music store, and who is there but Music Store Guy! (I hadn't seen him in months, and feared he'd moved on.)
Music Store Guy: What did you get? (I hold it up.) How did I know you'd be in for The Adventures of Pete and Pete?
Me: Because it is awesome. (At which point co-worker and Music Store Guy briefly debate the relative greatness of Pete and Pete).
And then, I'm unable to resist a brief moment of tauntyness and I slide my new Serenity keychain across the counter.
Me: Look what I saw last night.
Music Store Guy: (with appropriate freakage) How is that even possible? Was it good? (etc, etc) Can I have your keychain?
Me: No.
Music Store Guy: Why?
Me: Because it's mine.
Music Store Guy: But it could me MINE. Hey, let me look at your license picture. Wow! You are really photogenic! I mean, not that you aren't always...(mumble mumble)
Me: (Blushing and geeky) It must have been a one time thing..I'm not...really....(stutter stutter)
Music Store Guy: Shut up, it's a good picture.
Me: (Says goodbye and walks away like a doofus.)
The geekiest thing ever? This made my day.
Steph L. - May 27, 2005 2:49:49 pm PDT #1448 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I had a long massage after work and then ate ALL THE SUSHI IN THE WORLD. The only way I could be happier is if Ewan McGregor were feeding me chocolate. Naked.
Steph L. - May 27, 2005 2:54:11 pm PDT #1449 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The geekiest thing ever? This made my day.
Heh. Lilty, I share your geekiness. I picked up my comics yesterday, and while Random Employee was ringing me up, Cute Comic Book Guy said "Oh! You HAVE to see this comic! ....wait -- it's a dirty comic, is that okay?"
I say "Comics and porn? Two of my favorite things in one convenient form!"
It was a bizarre little thing about a very horny frog with a hard-on that he kept showing to other woodland animals. Funny, sure.
Is showing your cute female customer a porny comic one of the mating rituals of the tribe of the comic book geeks? Because I'm just not sure.