Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 2:46:08 pm PDT #1318 of 10001
What is even happening?

Lily is 6 weeks now. I'm cleared for that sex thing I've heard so much about.
Heh. Do you remember how?


Cashmere - May 26, 2005 2:48:49 pm PDT #1319 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Lily is 6 weeks now. I'm cleared for that sex thing I've heard so much about.

Heh. The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy says tell him 12 weeks, no matter what the doctor says.


P.M. Marc - May 26, 2005 2:59:06 pm PDT #1320 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Heh. The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy says tell him 12 weeks, no matter what the doctor says.

Fuck that.

I'm totally goin' woo-hoo at being cleared for takeoff.

It's been AGES. Longest I've gone without since I was 17/18.

Although, yeah. Cindy, I don't think I *do* remember how...


Cashmere - May 26, 2005 3:02:09 pm PDT #1321 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, yeah, I forgot your enforced pre-birth "vacation" from the nookie.

Have at, sistah. (However, my whitefontedepisiotomy scar just twinged.)


Atropa - May 26, 2005 3:03:32 pm PDT #1322 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm totally goin' woo-hoo at being cleared for takeoff.

I know I shouldn't giggle at you, but ...


Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 3:18:04 pm PDT #1323 of 10001
What is even happening?

Although, yeah. Cindy, I don't think I *do* remember how...

Well, let's see. You put your left foot in...

No. That can't be it. Um.

When two people love each other very much, there's a very special way they show that love. They are very close to one another, and the less tired one agrees to change the baby's diaper. The more tired one finds this so overwhelmingly attractive, that nature takes its course.


Susan W. - May 26, 2005 3:43:01 pm PDT #1324 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Well, I definitely "just" have muscle spasms, sez my NP. Someone with a disk problem wouldn't have my range of motion. So I get more drugs, a back brace to help me through the next week or so, and physical therapy once I'm up for it.

Oh, and it's officially too damn fucking hot, and they're changing their mind about it cooling down for the weekend. If this keeps up after I'm well enough to leave the house, I might have to change my mind about not being seen in public in shorts with unshaven legs (since that would involve a lot of sustained bending and reaching).


DavidS - May 26, 2005 3:46:21 pm PDT #1325 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I definitely "just" have muscle spasms, sez my NP.

That's good news all things considered.


askye - May 26, 2005 3:48:33 pm PDT #1326 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Living in Florida I don't get this no air conditioning thing.

The ceilings are painted, the closet is painted. Pictures were taken but I didn't go over to Mom's so they are still on my camera.

In a minute I'm going to start putting stuff in the hall and dining room so I can really see what's left to pack. And pack up stuff on the utility shelves and take them down.

Ple, I have to pass on pretty much the first thing Mom said about sex was -- learn from my mistake: use birth control when you start having sex again after the baby is born.

I haven't had a chance to use this, so I'm passing it along.


Steph L. - May 26, 2005 3:57:03 pm PDT #1327 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Plei, all I remember about sex is that someone gets tied up, and then the phone usually rings.

So take the phone off the hook.