Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 26, 2005 3:46:21 pm PDT #1325 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I definitely "just" have muscle spasms, sez my NP.

That's good news all things considered.


askye - May 26, 2005 3:48:33 pm PDT #1326 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Living in Florida I don't get this no air conditioning thing.

The ceilings are painted, the closet is painted. Pictures were taken but I didn't go over to Mom's so they are still on my camera.

In a minute I'm going to start putting stuff in the hall and dining room so I can really see what's left to pack. And pack up stuff on the utility shelves and take them down.

Ple, I have to pass on pretty much the first thing Mom said about sex was -- learn from my mistake: use birth control when you start having sex again after the baby is born.

I haven't had a chance to use this, so I'm passing it along.


Steph L. - May 26, 2005 3:57:03 pm PDT #1327 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Plei, all I remember about sex is that someone gets tied up, and then the phone usually rings.

So take the phone off the hook.


DCJensen - May 26, 2005 5:14:51 pm PDT #1328 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Better yet, disconnect the phone cord and use it to do the tying.

What?


DCJensen - May 26, 2005 5:22:55 pm PDT #1329 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I just got shot down by my bank trying to get a home equity loan to pay off my debt responsibly from being sick and unemployed.

Apparently my debt-to-income ratio is too high to pay my debts responsibly.


askye - May 26, 2005 5:24:05 pm PDT #1330 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I jsut realized that tomorrow night will hopefully be my last one here. I should feel more excited but -- I think I haven't let myself get too excited because I'm afraid something will happen and this will get ripped away from me.

When I'm painting tomorrow I'll be more excited. Saturday I'm sure I'll be hyper.


askye - May 26, 2005 5:31:38 pm PDT #1331 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm sorry Danthat really sucks.


meara - May 26, 2005 6:24:42 pm PDT #1332 of 10001

Augh. I am leaving my house in some 36 or 40 hours for my trip and I am SO NOT READY. Ack. And did I try to get ready this evening? No, I went to Barnes and Noble, bought a travel journal I really didn't need that was way overpriced, and spent several hours reading depressing books about gay teenagers who are STILL getting more sex than I am.

AND one of my friends posted in LJ that she had an extra ticket to teh Serenity showing--but she posted it about half an hour after I left work. DAMNIT!

You mean the 10th anniversary gift is not psychic gifts? The brochure totally lied to me!

Juliana, stop, you're scaring me! Don't disillusion me, man!

Turns out this job doesn't come with health insuranc

Oh DAMN, VW. I'm so sorry.

h, and my booty call never called back. I'm not calling him again. If he's interested in my carcass, he can pick up the fucking phone and call me

And he probably will.

It's been AGES. Longest I've gone without since I was 17/18

I think I hate you, Plei.


P.M. Marc - May 26, 2005 6:35:36 pm PDT #1333 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, but meara, you in theory get variety.

When two people love each other very much, there's a very special way they show that love. They are very close to one another, and the less tired one agrees to change the baby's diaper. The more tired one finds this so overwhelmingly attractive, that nature takes its course.

Hee! Yep. That's about the size of things.

A, I'm on the mini-pill for now, while I decide on my long-term no baby options.

Daniel, that sucks.


meara - May 26, 2005 6:50:46 pm PDT #1334 of 10001

Yeah, but meara, you in theory get variety

Yeah well, the theory to practice ratio is what's killing me, man...