making her feel so actualized.
So that's what being actualized is about? I've been wondering.
Hoo-ha. I just thought it needed saying again.
You all gonna be here when I wake up?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Jars - Sep 14, 2005 8:30:45 am PDT #965 of 10434
Dana - Sep 14, 2005 8:31:50 am PDT #966 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
They are in a spa. I think.
With my years of experience in slash, of course, I wonder where the lube is for the accidental anal sex, but such things must not matter when true love is involved.
HOO. FUCKING. HA.
Dude, did you hear that she was out of town? In Mississippi? Helping the HURRICANE VICTIMS?
Vonnie K - Sep 14, 2005 8:38:02 am PDT #967 of 10434
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
making her feel so actualized.
I would have paid a lot more attention during Pschology 101 if Erickson or Manslow or whassisface specified there was oral sex at the end of the hierarchy of needs.
shrift - Sep 14, 2005 8:49:08 am PDT #968 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Helping the HURRICANE VICTIMS?
Okay, so, just now my eyes rolled back in my head and I flailed about in the universal signal of My Tits, They Have Been Got On.
Dana - Sep 14, 2005 8:54:30 am PDT #969 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I would have paid a lot more attention during Pschology 101 if Erickson or Manslow or whassisface specified there was oral sex at the end of the hierarchy of needs.
t splorfle
just now my eyes rolled back in my head
I know, right? Someone on NPR this weekend was making a joke about having to choose between rescue by Sean Penn or Geraldo. If my angel of mercy were Bad Nikita Writer, I think I might be tempted to tough it out in the flood waters.
Susan W. - Sep 14, 2005 9:04:34 am PDT #970 of 10434
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Wait. The same penis, in the same story, is a "fabled staff" AND a "hoo-ha"? Not that they're not bad enough individually, but I can't help feeling a certain horrified awe that anyone would think of BOTH.
askye - Sep 14, 2005 9:04:42 am PDT #971 of 10434
Thrive to spite them
What is it with writers who seem perfectly fine using "penis" and then switch to stupid flowerly euphamisms like "throbbing manhood" or "rod of desire" or "throbbing manly rod". Is it like the PG-13 rule about "Fuck" ?
But the same writers end up writing "crack of her ass" or "anus" or anything other than flowery/stupid euphamism for penis and it's kind of ...jarring. Granted, all bad fic is jarring, but it's weird.
Vonnie K - Sep 14, 2005 9:07:20 am PDT #972 of 10434
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Wait. Is this the same woman who wrote the infamous golf-cart story? Because if anything, the writing in these paragraphs are even more hilariously inept.
Dana - Sep 14, 2005 9:10:44 am PDT #973 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Is this the same woman who wrote the infamous golf-cart story?
Is there any other terrible Nikita writer?
Yeah, okay, there are lots. But anyone else on this scale?
Edit: There was also the one with the Greek gods. I don't remember if I posted any of that here, although I think I might have.
Calli - Sep 14, 2005 9:14:14 am PDT #974 of 10434
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I think I remember the Greek gods bit. Something about Nikita and Michael inventing the orgasm or suchlike?