Helping the HURRICANE VICTIMS?
Okay, so, just now my eyes rolled back in my head and I flailed about in the universal signal of My Tits, They Have Been Got On.
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
shrift - Sep 14, 2005 8:49:08 am PDT #968 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana - Sep 14, 2005 8:54:30 am PDT #969 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I would have paid a lot more attention during Pschology 101 if Erickson or Manslow or whassisface specified there was oral sex at the end of the hierarchy of needs.
t splorfle
just now my eyes rolled back in my head
I know, right? Someone on NPR this weekend was making a joke about having to choose between rescue by Sean Penn or Geraldo. If my angel of mercy were Bad Nikita Writer, I think I might be tempted to tough it out in the flood waters.
Susan W. - Sep 14, 2005 9:04:34 am PDT #970 of 10434
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Wait. The same penis, in the same story, is a "fabled staff" AND a "hoo-ha"? Not that they're not bad enough individually, but I can't help feeling a certain horrified awe that anyone would think of BOTH.
askye - Sep 14, 2005 9:04:42 am PDT #971 of 10434
Thrive to spite them
What is it with writers who seem perfectly fine using "penis" and then switch to stupid flowerly euphamisms like "throbbing manhood" or "rod of desire" or "throbbing manly rod". Is it like the PG-13 rule about "Fuck" ?
But the same writers end up writing "crack of her ass" or "anus" or anything other than flowery/stupid euphamism for penis and it's kind of ...jarring. Granted, all bad fic is jarring, but it's weird.
Vonnie K - Sep 14, 2005 9:07:20 am PDT #972 of 10434
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Wait. Is this the same woman who wrote the infamous golf-cart story? Because if anything, the writing in these paragraphs are even more hilariously inept.
Dana - Sep 14, 2005 9:10:44 am PDT #973 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Is this the same woman who wrote the infamous golf-cart story?
Is there any other terrible Nikita writer?
Yeah, okay, there are lots. But anyone else on this scale?
Edit: There was also the one with the Greek gods. I don't remember if I posted any of that here, although I think I might have.
Calli - Sep 14, 2005 9:14:14 am PDT #974 of 10434
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I think I remember the Greek gods bit. Something about Nikita and Michael inventing the orgasm or suchlike?
Jars - Sep 14, 2005 9:16:57 am PDT #975 of 10434
I remember the Greek gods one. It's seared into my memory.
Also, from the ridiculous to the... ridiculous. John, Rodney, unicorn. Crack. [link]
Vonnie K - Sep 14, 2005 9:21:43 am PDT #976 of 10434
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Heh. Shalott wrote a little drabble, even.
Although, I assume Sheppard and McKay have been shagging like bunnies hopped on goofballs... aren't only the virgins allowed to ride on unicorns?
Dana - Sep 14, 2005 9:22:12 am PDT #977 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hee. I found the excerpts of the Greek gods one by threadsucking the first thread.
t snicker