When sex scenes go bad. Very, very bad.

It was at that moment when Michael should have disengaged from the wanton cocotte, walked away from the flirty blonde and acted like a man and reigned in his lust.

She plucked him out, his experienced rod acting innocent and devoutly unrestrained as she handled it expertly bringing him close to boil.

I think she's getting worse.

Next up: Precious Moments imagery.

I think she's getting worse.

This particular story has a co-writer. That may be to blame.

Damn, Dana.

What's the fanfic community's position on paying someone NOT to write?

What's the fanfic community's position on paying someone NOT to write?

...well, I do know that CousinJean would have probably received a much more positive response if she'd tried that one. Can't see anyone getting C&D orders over that.

I just had a delayed-reaction snort at the disingenuous penis imagery.

I didn't copy the section where the authors explain that although Michael is a playboy, it's the fault of all the women he's slept with who then broke his heart.

although Michael is a playboy, it's the fault of all the women he's slept with who then broke his heart

...oookay.

People=craxy