Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Theodosia - Aug 14, 2005 7:59:33 am PDT #927 of 10434
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Are you absolutely sure the cow-riters aren't both 14?

signed, Wondering What a Cocotte Is, Anyway


askye - Aug 14, 2005 8:29:30 am PDT #928 of 10434
Thrive to spite them

I think she was trying for coquette, but didn't worry about the spelling.

Wait, I just checked dictionary.com it means prostitute.


erikaj - Aug 14, 2005 12:52:36 pm PDT #929 of 10434
Always Anti-fascist!

Because whores are all about the fun?


Dana - Aug 14, 2005 12:54:52 pm PDT #930 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Wait, I just checked dictionary.com it means prostitute.

Are you serious? @@

I still think it's a misspelling of "coquette", but now it's a really funny misspelling.


askye - Aug 14, 2005 2:42:18 pm PDT #931 of 10434
Thrive to spite them

I didn't think it was a real word either, but I mispelled coquette and cocotee came up as one of the options.

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amych - Aug 14, 2005 4:06:20 pm PDT #932 of 10434
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wait, I just checked dictionary.com it means prostitute.

And here I just thought it was Freedom for an egg dish. I am so sheltered.


Emily - Aug 15, 2005 12:28:19 pm PDT #933 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

From the dictionary.com page:

[French, chicken, prostitute, feminine diminutive of coq, cock, from Old French. See cock1.]


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 12:31:01 pm PDT #934 of 10434
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

French, chicken, prostitute

I like reading that.


Betsy HP - Aug 22, 2005 5:41:59 am PDT #935 of 10434
If I only had a brain...

Hee. Rydra Wong comments on the slashability of various SG characters in the comments on this post: [link]

"Somehow, I don't think 'aliens made us do it' will look so hot on the official report."

Given how often it seems to happen in fic, I'm sure the SGC has a special form for it now. Or possibly just a ticky-box at the end of standard mission reports.

("During the course of this mission, did any alien lifeforms force you to engage in any form of sexual activity? - Yes/No. If 'Yes', was this to a) appease the gods for a trivial infraction of religious law, b) carry out a fertility ritual, c) satisfy their curiosity about humanoid reproductive behaviour, or d) as the result of an amusing cross-cultural misunderstanding involving psychoactive drugs? {If d), please send a sample of the drugs to Area 51}. If none of the above reasons apply, fill out a copy of form J8764 and attach securely to the mission report.")


Fay - Aug 22, 2005 5:52:13 am PDT #936 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Bwah!