Are you absolutely sure the cow-riters aren't both 14?
signed, Wondering What a Cocotte Is, Anyway
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
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Are you absolutely sure the cow-riters aren't both 14?
signed, Wondering What a Cocotte Is, Anyway
I think she was trying for coquette, but didn't worry about the spelling.
Wait, I just checked dictionary.com it means prostitute.
Because whores are all about the fun?
Wait, I just checked dictionary.com it means prostitute.
Are you serious? @@
I still think it's a misspelling of "coquette", but now it's a really funny misspelling.
I didn't think it was a real word either, but I mispelled coquette and cocotee came up as one of the options.
Wait, I just checked dictionary.com it means prostitute.
And here I just thought it was Freedom for an egg dish. I am so sheltered.
From the dictionary.com page:
[French, chicken, prostitute, feminine diminutive of coq, cock, from Old French. See cock1.]
French, chicken, prostitute
I like reading that.
Hee. Rydra Wong comments on the slashability of various SG characters in the comments on this post: [link]
"Somehow, I don't think 'aliens made us do it' will look so hot on the official report."
Given how often it seems to happen in fic, I'm sure the SGC has a special form for it now. Or possibly just a ticky-box at the end of standard mission reports.
("During the course of this mission, did any alien lifeforms force you to engage in any form of sexual activity? - Yes/No. If 'Yes', was this to a) appease the gods for a trivial infraction of religious law, b) carry out a fertility ritual, c) satisfy their curiosity about humanoid reproductive behaviour, or d) as the result of an amusing cross-cultural misunderstanding involving psychoactive drugs? {If d), please send a sample of the drugs to Area 51}. If none of the above reasons apply, fill out a copy of form J8764 and attach securely to the mission report.")
Bwah!