Yeah... That went well.

Mal ,'Trash'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


erikaj - Aug 01, 2005 3:29:37 pm PDT #648 of 10434
Always Anti-fascist!

I would never drink pumpkin juice, but I don't like pumpkin.


Fay - Aug 01, 2005 3:30:06 pm PDT #649 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I think you've seen it? I had a thing where I was rattling off dialogue-only fic (SUCH fun) for various cliches, and this one was about the 'got to have sex/semen to make a spell work' cliche. To be fair, I didn't mention the pairing in the headers, but that's because it's pretty much a joke. It's not some grand romance. It's a cheap gag. Not liking the pairing, when said pairing could as easily have been with Filch, Ginny, Luna or Dumbledore...kinda missing the point.

Like a Virgin


Connie Neil - Aug 01, 2005 3:39:19 pm PDT #650 of 10434
brillig

Like a Virgin

No, I had not seen that! Fiend for keeping it from me! Snerk!

"Oh, knickers."


Michele T. - Aug 01, 2005 4:02:20 pm PDT #651 of 10434
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

I sometimes drink the remainders of the batter from my pumpkin souffle, which is very delicious, but not a juice.


Connie Neil - Aug 01, 2005 4:14:30 pm PDT #652 of 10434
brillig

The idea of drinking pumpkin juice makes me gag.


P.M. Marc - Aug 01, 2005 5:20:18 pm PDT #653 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I drink pumpkin beer... that's like juice, right?


Consuela - Aug 01, 2005 8:46:10 pm PDT #654 of 10434
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Pumpkin juice? Sounds kind of revolting. Although I love pumpkin pie, and I make a mean pumpkin bread. Shipped it to Cambridge, once, where it was well-received.


Calli - Aug 02, 2005 4:31:07 am PDT #655 of 10434
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I can't imagine drinking pumpkin juice, and I adore pumpkin pie. Of course there are very few pies I don't like, but pumpkin pie has the added advantage of crying out to be slathered in lashings of whipped cream. Sometimes there's more cream than pie, and that's just fine.

You know, replace "pie" with the pairing of your choice, and I think there's a drabble in the previous two sentences. Although, yeah, a US pairing would probably suit this particular dessert better. Maybe Jack/Daniel, from SG-1. (Clex always seemed more apple or cherry pie-ish to me.)


Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2005 5:27:26 am PDT #656 of 10434
brillig

lashings of whipped cream. Sometimes there's more cream than pie, and that's just fine.

I'll never see "lashings" in a cooking sense again. So my mind always goes to the porny place.


amych - Aug 02, 2005 5:28:29 am PDT #657 of 10434
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I don't see why cooking should be incompatible with the porny place. Unless you're frying bacon, of course.