I would never drink pumpkin juice, but I don't like pumpkin.
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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I think you've seen it? I had a thing where I was rattling off dialogue-only fic (SUCH fun) for various cliches, and this one was about the 'got to have sex/semen to make a spell work' cliche. To be fair, I didn't mention the pairing in the headers, but that's because it's pretty much a joke. It's not some grand romance. It's a cheap gag. Not liking the pairing, when said pairing could as easily have been with Filch, Ginny, Luna or Dumbledore...kinda missing the point.
Like a Virgin
No, I had not seen that! Fiend for keeping it from me! Snerk!
"Oh, knickers."
I sometimes drink the remainders of the batter from my pumpkin souffle, which is very delicious, but not a juice.
The idea of drinking pumpkin juice makes me gag.
I drink pumpkin beer... that's like juice, right?
Pumpkin juice? Sounds kind of revolting. Although I love pumpkin pie, and I make a mean pumpkin bread. Shipped it to Cambridge, once, where it was well-received.
I can't imagine drinking pumpkin juice, and I adore pumpkin pie. Of course there are very few pies I don't like, but pumpkin pie has the added advantage of crying out to be slathered in lashings of whipped cream. Sometimes there's more cream than pie, and that's just fine.
You know, replace "pie" with the pairing of your choice, and I think there's a drabble in the previous two sentences. Although, yeah, a US pairing would probably suit this particular dessert better. Maybe Jack/Daniel, from SG-1. (Clex always seemed more apple or cherry pie-ish to me.)
lashings of whipped cream. Sometimes there's more cream than pie, and that's just fine.
I'll never see "lashings" in a cooking sense again. So my mind always goes to the porny place.
I don't see why cooking should be incompatible with the porny place. Unless you're frying bacon, of course.