lashings of whipped cream. Sometimes there's more cream than pie, and that's just fine.
I'll never see "lashings" in a cooking sense again. So my mind always goes to the porny place.
Jayne ,'Safe'
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lashings of whipped cream. Sometimes there's more cream than pie, and that's just fine.
I'll never see "lashings" in a cooking sense again. So my mind always goes to the porny place.
I don't see why cooking should be incompatible with the porny place. Unless you're frying bacon, of course.
So my mind always goes to the porny place.
Save me a chair there, 'kay? (Or a luxurious divan, depending on how ritzy your view of the prony place is.)
All the seating is luxurious in the porny place. Unless you want to have furniture that is unyielding and hard. For those special purposes.
I just got an e-mail from someone wanting to link to my Spawn fic.
As in, Spike/Dawn.
t cringes
Where are the portmanteau police when you need them?
Well, isn't other choice Dike?
Oh, for the love of Moses... Spawn? The fuck?
I HATE ALL PORTMANTEUS WITH THE FURY OF THOUSAND SUPERNOVAS! KILL! KILLLLLLLL!! I HATE IT SO MUCH IT'S REDUCED ME TO ALL ASSCAPS!
t takes a valium
I honestly have no idea how and when and why portmanteaus have become so pervasive in fandom. Why, back in the day, we hardly ever abbreviated! And when we did, it was just the first initial! And everyone in that fandom knew what it meant!
Or maybe I should just give in to the trend and go label my last few stories McShep and Spicious and Dusty.
Plus, Spawn? Is actually a comic (and a movie), right? I mean, I have no idea how big the fandom for it might be, but your portmanteau isn't allowed to be an already-existing fandom!
Plus, my story is not Spike/Dawn, but Spike & Dawn. I wonder if this person knows that.