HMS Pumpkin Pie for Harry/Hermione
what does that mean?
Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
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Laga - Jan 05, 2009 10:01:57 am PST #5611 of 10453
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Fay - Jan 05, 2009 1:23:14 pm PST #5612 of 10453
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Maybe I made up the HMS bit? Not sure. But evidently I expressed myself badly. What I mean is, they do not say 'Harry/Hermione', or indeed 'Harmione' or 'Herry', but rather they refer to the pairing as 'Pumpkin Pie'.
(There are others who refer to it as Harmony, though, apparently. Which makes a bit more sense.)
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Nope, evidently I didn't make up the HMS bit.
Other HP 'ship names include Orange Crush to refer to Harry/Ginny, Leather and Libraries to refer to Draco/Hermione and various other random phrases.
erikaj - Jan 05, 2009 1:27:26 pm PST #5613 of 10453
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
I think HMS might be right, cause it's a 'ship, get it? Yuk, yuk.
Fay - Jan 05, 2009 1:31:09 pm PST #5614 of 10453
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Oh, no, I understood the oh-so-amusing jest - I just wasn't sure whether it was something I'd just made up. Particularly since Pumpkin Pie is such a very unBritish foodstuff, and is generally regarded with incredulity bordering on horror by Brits who haven't actually tasted it - so I'd pretty much assumed it was made up by American fanbrats. Who wouldn't neccesarily go with HMS.
...but, no, apparently I didn't make it up. I'm still boggling over some of the other mad-as-fuck names that a quick Google has led me to. They include Guns and Handcuffs, Wotcher Wolvie and The Government Stole My Toad.
...there is, I grant, a certain charm to this. It's less inelegant than portmanteax. (Other than Clex. And Kock. I have high hopes that the Star Trek movie is going to bring 'Kock' or at least 'Spork' into actual usage.)
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Hil R. - Jan 05, 2009 1:50:26 pm PST #5615 of 10453
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The one portmanteaux name that I like is Foreteen, for Foreman/Thirteen on House.
(edited, because I can't remember what the current-season policy is in here.)
Dana - Jan 05, 2009 1:53:25 pm PST #5616 of 10453
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I can't help but approve of the portmanteau for Pepper Potts and Tony Stark, which is Pepperony.
amych - Jan 05, 2009 1:55:35 pm PST #5617 of 10453
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Pepperony
Okay, that one made me snort beer.
P.M. Marc - Jan 05, 2009 1:55:44 pm PST #5618 of 10453
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'm still fond of Spike/Fred. (Spred.)
I mean, that one cracked me up enough that I made it an archive.
erikaj - Jan 05, 2009 6:28:14 pm PST #5619 of 10453
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Ok, Fay...if that's true, you're funny. Fandom being what it is though, I never am sure what's serious. Pumpkin pie kind of puzzles me too, actually. Though I've tried a few times, trying to be a loyal American and etc. Still would rather have cheesecake and cherries or something.
Calli - Jan 06, 2009 4:13:04 am PST #5620 of 10453
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The Government Stole My Toad
I want to start a band and name it this. We'll do covers of Toad the Wet Sprocket songs remixed as Sousa marches.