HMS Pumpkin Pie for Harry/Hermione
what does that mean?
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Laga - Jan 05, 2009 10:01:57 am PST #5611 of 10436
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Fay - Jan 05, 2009 1:23:14 pm PST #5612 of 10436
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Maybe I made up the HMS bit? Not sure. But evidently I expressed myself badly. What I mean is, they do not say 'Harry/Hermione', or indeed 'Harmione' or 'Herry', but rather they refer to the pairing as 'Pumpkin Pie'.
(There are others who refer to it as Harmony, though, apparently. Which makes a bit more sense.)
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Nope, evidently I didn't make up the HMS bit.
Other HP 'ship names include Orange Crush to refer to Harry/Ginny, Leather and Libraries to refer to Draco/Hermione and various other random phrases.
erikaj - Jan 05, 2009 1:27:26 pm PST #5613 of 10436
Always Anti-fascist!
I think HMS might be right, cause it's a 'ship, get it? Yuk, yuk.
Fay - Jan 05, 2009 1:31:09 pm PST #5614 of 10436
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Oh, no, I understood the oh-so-amusing jest - I just wasn't sure whether it was something I'd just made up. Particularly since Pumpkin Pie is such a very unBritish foodstuff, and is generally regarded with incredulity bordering on horror by Brits who haven't actually tasted it - so I'd pretty much assumed it was made up by American fanbrats. Who wouldn't neccesarily go with HMS.
...but, no, apparently I didn't make it up. I'm still boggling over some of the other mad-as-fuck names that a quick Google has led me to. They include Guns and Handcuffs, Wotcher Wolvie and The Government Stole My Toad.
...there is, I grant, a certain charm to this. It's less inelegant than portmanteax. (Other than Clex. And Kock. I have high hopes that the Star Trek movie is going to bring 'Kock' or at least 'Spork' into actual usage.)
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Hil R. - Jan 05, 2009 1:50:26 pm PST #5615 of 10436
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The one portmanteaux name that I like is Foreteen, for Foreman/Thirteen on House.
(edited, because I can't remember what the current-season policy is in here.)
Dana - Jan 05, 2009 1:53:25 pm PST #5616 of 10436
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I can't help but approve of the portmanteau for Pepper Potts and Tony Stark, which is Pepperony.
amych - Jan 05, 2009 1:55:35 pm PST #5617 of 10436
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Pepperony
Okay, that one made me snort beer.
P.M. Marc - Jan 05, 2009 1:55:44 pm PST #5618 of 10436
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'm still fond of Spike/Fred. (Spred.)
I mean, that one cracked me up enough that I made it an archive.
erikaj - Jan 05, 2009 6:28:14 pm PST #5619 of 10436
Always Anti-fascist!
Ok, Fay...if that's true, you're funny. Fandom being what it is though, I never am sure what's serious. Pumpkin pie kind of puzzles me too, actually. Though I've tried a few times, trying to be a loyal American and etc. Still would rather have cheesecake and cherries or something.
Calli - Jan 06, 2009 4:13:04 am PST #5620 of 10436
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The Government Stole My Toad
I want to start a band and name it this. We'll do covers of Toad the Wet Sprocket songs remixed as Sousa marches.