Where is Vonnie, because I want to poke myself in the eyes after seeing the worst ever portmanteau.
Sevmione!
Sevmione!?!?!
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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Sophia Brooks - Jan 02, 2009 8:21:47 pm PST #5601 of 10436
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
sumi - Jan 02, 2009 8:24:23 pm PST #5602 of 10436
Art Crawl!!!
Bwahahahaha!
Hil R. - Jan 03, 2009 4:36:58 am PST #5603 of 10436
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
That's even worse than Snucius.
Barb - Jan 03, 2009 4:49:17 am PST #5604 of 10436
“Not dead yet!”
Don't forget Reneesme.
Oh wait. That's not fanfiction.
Well, it sort of is.
DebetEsse - Jan 03, 2009 4:50:34 am PST #5605 of 10436
Woe to the fucking wicked.
You can't fic your own verse, if it's published without an AU label. This is my position and I'm sticking to it.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 03, 2009 4:54:52 am PST #5606 of 10436
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Snucius sounds like it involves the Snuffleuphagus.
Barb - Jan 03, 2009 5:08:42 am PST #5607 of 10436
“Not dead yet!”
Snucius sounds like it involves the Snuffleuphagus.
Oh dear... the mental images are not pretty. Not pretty at all.
Vonnie K - Jan 03, 2009 8:29:57 am PST #5608 of 10436
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Hahahaha. I think I might have to give up the Holy War against Portmanteaux, because there are just so many times you could bash your head against a brick wall before getting brain-damaged.
I've read my share of Snape/Hermione but have never come across that particular atrocity. They're usually abbreviated with SS/HG. I guess it could have been worse. Uhm, Snaper? Or Grape. Oh, dear.
Barb - Jan 03, 2009 8:31:46 am PST #5609 of 10436
“Not dead yet!”
Could've been Apemione.
Fay - Jan 03, 2009 6:49:12 pm PST #5610 of 10436
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
My impression was that in HP they tended to disdain portmanteaux in favour of cutesy nicknames - HMS Pumpkin Pie for Harry/Hermione, for example. Which I confess I found equally infuriating.