Oh, boy, my favorite terrible Nikita writer is back with a vengeance.
On this weekday night, the droning boring sounds of the 11:00 o’clock news were muffled by the screams of a distant siren and the screech of a male cat in heat.
Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.
'Sleeper'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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Dana - Apr 07, 2006 5:37:32 am PDT #2098 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Nutty - Apr 07, 2006 6:35:39 am PDT #2099 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh, hilarious! That's just perfect.
Tune in next week on When extraneous details are the ones that make you look stupid.
shrift - Apr 07, 2006 6:53:00 am PDT #2100 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I wanna know more about the transsexual cat.
Fay - Apr 07, 2006 7:37:16 am PDT #2101 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
As shrift goes, so goes my nation.
Dana - Apr 07, 2006 7:37:59 am PDT #2102 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'd be careful what you wish for. You might get a six-chapter digression about the cat.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2006 7:47:50 am PDT #2103 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Maybe the sort of heat the male cat is in has more to do with that urban legend about pets in the microwave? I know getting cooked would make me screech.
Theodosia - Apr 07, 2006 7:50:12 am PDT #2104 of 10434
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm sure the cat's story would be more interesting, and more filled with plausible (even for a male-cat-in-heat) sex.
Fay - Apr 07, 2006 8:04:09 am PDT #2105 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
....is it feline MPreg?
Has Michael been turned into a cat?
Dana - Apr 07, 2006 8:05:45 am PDT #2106 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I've honestly lost track of which character Michael is supposed to be in this story, with the whole crossover with "The Barbarian Invasions."
Or, wait, I think Michael's in it, but the character he played in the movie is also in it. Or something like that.
Did I mention that Nikita is basically the Ghost Whisperer?
Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2006 7:56:13 pm PDT #2107 of 10434
brillig
Sam_storyteller wrote a bit of House/Harry Potter crossover. It's cute.
Oh, please let it be a House-Draco snark-off.