Maybe the sort of heat the male cat is in has more to do with that urban legend about pets in the microwave? I know getting cooked would make me screech.
To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.
Anya ,'Sleeper'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2006 7:47:50 am PDT #2103 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Theodosia - Apr 07, 2006 7:50:12 am PDT #2104 of 10434
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm sure the cat's story would be more interesting, and more filled with plausible (even for a male-cat-in-heat) sex.
Fay - Apr 07, 2006 8:04:09 am PDT #2105 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
....is it feline MPreg?
Has Michael been turned into a cat?
Dana - Apr 07, 2006 8:05:45 am PDT #2106 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I've honestly lost track of which character Michael is supposed to be in this story, with the whole crossover with "The Barbarian Invasions."
Or, wait, I think Michael's in it, but the character he played in the movie is also in it. Or something like that.
Did I mention that Nikita is basically the Ghost Whisperer?
Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2006 7:56:13 pm PDT #2107 of 10434
brillig
Sam_storyteller wrote a bit of House/Harry Potter crossover. It's cute.
Oh, please let it be a House-Draco snark-off.
Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2006 8:03:00 pm PDT #2108 of 10434
brillig
House-Snape snark is a good replacement, though.
"My name is Severus Snape. I am a wizard and a legilimens. This may hurt."
I need an introduction like that. "My name is Connie Neil. I am a writer and a Bitch. This may hurt."
DebetEsse - Apr 08, 2006 6:07:30 am PDT #2109 of 10434
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Yeah, I don't think Draco is up for it. Not enough practice.
erikaj - Apr 08, 2006 10:11:24 am PDT #2110 of 10434
Always Anti-fascist!
Although seeing Draco get smacked down with something like "Bzzt. Thanks for playing, Junior." would be funny, too.
Fay - Apr 08, 2006 12:39:07 pm PDT #2111 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
...so where is all the hot Cadman/Katie fic? Because that girl/girl kiss was WAY hotter than the episode's boy/boy kiss...
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 08, 2006 12:44:44 pm PDT #2112 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think the fact that Laura was in Rodney's body at the time serves as an effective barrier for the girl/girl stuff. It would be hilarious if Katie Brown found out though. (Also hilarious? Unless they tell her, she's got to think Rodney and Carson used to be an item after that dinner.)