Have you ever wanted a slap in the belly with a wet halibut?
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Betsy HP - Feb 10, 2006 11:36:54 am PST #1838 of 10434
If I only had a brain...
Nutty - Feb 10, 2006 12:12:42 pm PST #1839 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Um, no?
Although how funny was it that my friendslist gained a new community dedicated to codswalloping ninny heroes in fiction this week? Very funny.
Consuela - Feb 10, 2006 3:27:36 pm PST #1840 of 10434
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
And I think it was off a rec from Chronicle X.
Yeah. ChronX always recced the really good stuff (if it was MSR), but a fair amount of not-so-much also got through.
I hadn't realized you meant the Magician series, Nutty. I skimmed a chunk of it, back in the day, but I've read enough mediocre fantasy novels in my time; I really didn't need another one.
Nutty - Feb 11, 2006 4:43:27 am PST #1841 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I didn't mean the Magician series, when we were discussing the "Help! Help! I'm being attacked by the author's id!" story-series upthread.
(Actually, I've never read the Magician series, because, it just doesn't sound bad enough to make it past my oh-come-on-o-meter. I'll read silly nonsense if it's bad silly nonsense.)
The series we were , um, guarding ourselves against was called "Life from the Ashes," IIRC. Where is Encyclopedia Snacky when I need her?!
brenda m - Feb 11, 2006 5:09:20 am PST #1842 of 10434
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"Life from the Ashes," IIRC.
Yup, that was it. I don't think I've encountered the Magician series.
Emily - Feb 12, 2006 9:27:08 am PST #1843 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
You know, all I did was skip and skim, and I still saw a reference to the cat-overlord Sentinel story. Do you people care nothing for my traumatic experiences? Will no one think of the Emily?
Theodosia - Feb 12, 2006 10:43:13 am PST #1844 of 10434
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
That Sentinel story has scarred all of us, even if we haven't read it. It's like metastasizing evil meme.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 12, 2006 12:33:13 pm PST #1845 of 10434
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I think I just came across some calling Mac/Beaver (from Veronica Mars) MacGyver.
Please hold me.
Nutty - Feb 12, 2006 2:19:00 pm PST #1846 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think it's fair to throw spelling primers at people like that. Like, Filliam H. Muffman actually uses letters in the people's names, but there is no G in Mac/Beaver.
Now I have Filliam H. Muffman stuck in my head.
Theodosia - Feb 12, 2006 2:39:56 pm PST #1847 of 10434
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Imagine how Filliam feels about that, Nutty.