(And I have to say, it wasn't that the name-squish was all that funny; it was watching Colbert crack himself up that made me scream laughter. I've only seen him do it once before, and then, it was because he was watching Jon Stewart crack up.)
That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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Nutty - Feb 13, 2006 5:26:21 am PST #1848 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Betsy HP - Feb 13, 2006 6:41:14 am PST #1849 of 10434
If I only had a brain...
He lost it early on, when he was trading solemn anchor speeches with the other newsman. I was very happy.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 14, 2006 7:01:05 am PST #1850 of 10434
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
From a fic I just skimmed:
He withdrew his fingers from her pulsing box and licked them languidly. He rubbed them, still-damp, around her lips and inserted them into her mouth.
It took me awhile to figure out what "her pulsing box" was. It sounds like something with an actual electric current.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 14, 2006 7:04:17 am PST #1851 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If this is Nikita badfic, I wouldn't put it past her to have had it electrified.
Dana - Feb 14, 2006 7:14:59 am PST #1852 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Box? I just...box? Really?
Sophia Brooks - Feb 14, 2006 7:19:43 am PST #1853 of 10434
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
If this is Nikita badfic
I don't want to get in trouble for mocking, but I think it is safe to say that this is actually Logan/Veronica, not Nikita.
shrift - Feb 14, 2006 7:33:30 am PST #1854 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I've heard 'box' used as slang/euphemism before, although that doesn't mean I agree with it.
Pulsing box. Ick. Well. At least there weren't any zombie fingers?
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2006 7:35:12 am PST #1855 of 10434
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've never heard a straight guy use "box," but I have heard gay guys use it with great delight.
It was kind of hysterical.
Betsy HP - Feb 14, 2006 8:27:01 am PST #1856 of 10434
If I only had a brain...
I'm still reeling at "pie", as in "guy with pie".
Fay - Feb 14, 2006 11:25:22 pm PST #1857 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
...this means something other than 'bloke accompanied by pastry products'?