Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Dana - May 26, 2005 7:30:05 am PDT #155 of 10453
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

So to get there, I take a right on the grabble road?


Sophia Brooks - May 26, 2005 7:36:02 am PDT #156 of 10453
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I know this has been asked before, but is English REALLY this person's first language?

I mean-- grabble!?!


askye - May 26, 2005 7:54:52 am PDT #157 of 10453
Thrive to spite them

Those typos are like this one chick makes on the company bulletin board when she advertises stuff for sale. A couple months ago she had a "rod iron" head board for sale and then later a "Chip and Dale" table with chairs.


Calli - May 26, 2005 8:02:46 am PDT #158 of 10453
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

"Chip and Dale" table with chairs.

Awwww. Chipmunk-themed furniture. Too cute.


amych - May 26, 2005 8:41:20 am PDT #159 of 10453
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Awwww. Chipmunk-themed furniture. Too cute.

You say that now. But then it starts singing.


Dana - May 26, 2005 11:40:43 am PDT #160 of 10453
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I'm so ashamed that I missed this one earlier:

It was then that the figure knocked Michael unconscious with a well-placed bunt of a gun’s butt to his temple.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 11:41:23 am PDT #161 of 10453
If I only had a brain...

And then the runner on base broke for third...


Sophia Brooks - May 26, 2005 11:56:45 am PDT #162 of 10453
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

bunt of a gun’s butt

Try saying that 3 times fast


Fay - May 26, 2005 7:14:42 pm PDT #163 of 10453
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Dana, I so look forward to these updates. They're priceless.

Do we know how old she is?


Strix - May 26, 2005 9:10:20 pm PDT #164 of 10453
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Giggling helplessly.

Hee.